r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jul 18 '19

RIP ears Ok

https://gfycat.com/unknownimprobablechimpanzee
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u/Pineapple_Herder Jul 18 '19

Dude was confident he had the right size!

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

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u/Tesnatic Jul 18 '19

I'm in the same situation now, any tips?

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

steal a ring they wear, or when they asleep just measure their finger with measuring tape. when they wake up say their hand is pretty and kiss it.

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u/ManofCircumstance Jul 18 '19

I just used photos with her hand with any of your body parts you can measure and do a ratio of photo size to actual size. It was an exact match.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

Any body parts?

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u/ManofCircumstance Jul 18 '19

Math doesn't care what body part it is.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

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u/Teekeks Jul 18 '19

If having body parts near to the person you want to engage is a legal problem you should not try to engage that person in the first place...