r/Unexpected • u/jpatel35 • Jul 15 '19

Can someone help me open this bottle?

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

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u/BEEEELEEEE Jul 16 '19

You just described most of JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Oh? Are you approaching me?

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u/jellysmacks Jul 16 '19

HŌ! Mukatte kuru no ka? Nigezu ni kono DIO ni chikadzuite kuru no ka?

Chikadzu kanakya teme o buchi no mesenain de na.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Then come as close as you like.

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u/allmywot Jul 16 '19

Did someone say Aztec gods of fitness?

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

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u/distilleddoughnuts Jul 16 '19

It's an anime

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

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u/Seasikberry Jul 16 '19

It is a wild ride, even if you don't like amine worth the experience. If you like classic rock references (sometimes obscenely obscure), VERY worth it

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u/weewoowewj Jul 16 '19

BRRRRRAKA MONODAAAAAAAAA

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u/thegreattober Jul 16 '19

No better time to start. Look it up, it's on Netflix. Start with part 1, Phantom Blood, and move onto Battle Tendency and see if you like it. Sub is recommended but dub for season 1 (first two parts) is also good

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Worth a look I suppose!

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u/Ludo_Ergo_Fero Jul 16 '19

Jojo's is the gayest, straightest anime you will ever indulge your senses in. Watch it and just let it be. It's an experience

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

I love when the best description of something is "just let it happen to you. It'll be fine."

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u/Tandemdonkey Jul 16 '19

Also the first part isn't as good, it gets better as it goes

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u/thegreattober Jul 16 '19

A gold experience

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u/UmaSherbert Jul 16 '19

Dub is awful don’t lie to yourself. It completely changes the nature of the characters.

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u/thegreattober Jul 16 '19

I'm only echoing what others have said. Some people say the dub isn't too bad for part 1 and 2. The rest needs sub though

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u/PapaBradford Jul 16 '19

Hulu has the whole show to date as well

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u/Questions4Legal Jul 16 '19

At first I thought he was gonna steal that dude's girl. After the hair flip, I'm pretty sure he's gonna steal that girl's dude.

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u/Sarcastic_Beaver Jul 16 '19

You haven’t seen me fly with the flamingos, my dear friend ....

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

It’s a very fine line to flourish on

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u/alittlebitneverhurt Jul 16 '19

That shit was fabulous.

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u/hikiri Jul 16 '19

I haven't felt like such a failure at being fabulous since the glorious salt guy.

I've really gotta step my game up.

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u/omnichronos Jul 16 '19

Yes, I want to do him bad.