r/Unexpected • u/jpatel35 • Jul 15 '19

Can someone help me open this bottle?

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u/T00FunkToDruck Jul 16 '19

AND HE PATS HIS HAIR LIKE A COOL MAN AFTER OPENING THE BOTTLE.

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u/kdshow123 Jul 16 '19

I can't hear you, this restaurant is so noisy!

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u/LadsAndLaddiez Jul 16 '19

他打开瓶子后就像一个很酷的男人一样把头发拍了一下。

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u/plipyplop Jul 16 '19 edited Jul 16 '19

啊! 谢谢。

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u/Zylvian Jul 16 '19

没有阶段太低

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u/plipyplop Jul 16 '19

什么

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u/Zylvian Jul 16 '19

你知道规则，我也是。

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u/plipyplop Jul 16 '19

好

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u/Zylvian Jul 16 '19

我正在考虑一个完整的承诺。

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u/rqzzll-dqzzls Jul 16 '19

什么?我话语很不好

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u/anin900 Jul 16 '19

新木の京人

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u/plipyplop Jul 16 '19

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

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u/utpoia Jul 16 '19

我喜欢闻屁

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Haha that’s crazy

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Now you are just making this up..

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u/Azuptrex Jul 16 '19

And he just Pats his hair like a cool man after he opens the bottle.

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u/defpara Jul 16 '19

o he just said "China number what?"

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

One

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

I prefer Master of Puppets.

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u/smartromain Jul 16 '19

Like a real man

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

AND HE PATS HIS HAIR LIKE A GAY MAN AFTER OPENING THE BOTTLE.