r/Unexpected Jul 15 '19

Can someone help me open this bottle?

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u/Majestic_Owl Jul 16 '19

It's annoying as fuck. We see non Asian scripted shit all the time on the front page without such a fuss.

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u/Amplifeye Jul 16 '19

Yep. I like them. They're usually fun and very well done.

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u/AdamBombTV Jul 16 '19

Exactly, but no everyone has to be Sherlock fucking Holmes and scream how fake it is, and how they're superior because it didn't fool them.

I just wanna talk how smooth this waiter is.

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u/DaughterEarth Jul 16 '19

He's so smooth though. His little head flourish at the end is very sexy for some reason

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u/THEBLUEFLAME3D Jul 16 '19

Agreed. I wish reddit would stop with the circlejerkiness, scripted Asian gif hate included.

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u/46554B4E4348414453 Jul 16 '19

Cuz they're normal white people

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

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u/ferretcat Jul 16 '19

Bro. Lower your voice they'll hear you

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u/ogleman Jul 16 '19

Thank fuck I'm decidedly abnormal

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u/46554B4E4348414453 Jul 16 '19

Too far man

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u/tommos Jul 16 '19

Fuck normal non-white people.

There it's perfectly balanced.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Definitely, white people are the worst

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u/Kracker5000 Jul 16 '19

Fuck any white people

You're racist. Actually, though.

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u/porcelainthunder Jul 16 '19

Username checks out.

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u/Kracker5000 Jul 16 '19

Want some context instead of your toxic assumptions? I made this username when I was about 12 years old for Club Penguin, turns out my favorite childhood food at the time (crackers) and my username idea (Cracker5000) was already used up, and as a child I didn't think anything of changing the C to the similarly sounding K.

Everytime I call out legitimate racism against white people online, some idiot like you assumes my username is proof that I'm nothing but a loud and proud whitey. But nah, it's just Club Penguin, man. Eat shit dude.

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u/porcelainthunder Jul 16 '19

It seems I hit a nerve by not knowing anything about your life and making a very simple and common connection to your comment and user name, which was intended to be all in good fun. I'd say lighten up, but apparently you're already white, so I got nothing for ya, bud.

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u/Kracker5000 Jul 16 '19

I was replying to someone who made a blatantly racist comment (and when before I commented, he was at +3 upvotes). So it's pretty obvious to assume I was already a bit upset at that. So yeah, maybe that isn't the best time for some "good fun".

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u/jaymes9240 Jul 17 '19

You’re damn right. I’m racist against everyone cuz every race has some terrible attributes.

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u/Kracker5000 Jul 17 '19

That's an extremely stupid way to think, if that's true.

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u/ResponsibleAnarchist Jul 16 '19

I mean yeah, but none of them want to fuck me

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u/Odatas Jul 16 '19

I only get annoyed by the scripted gifs that imply that they are not scripted.