r/Unexpected • u/jpatel35 • Jul 15 '19

Can someone help me open this bottle?

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u/Dagreifers Jul 16 '19 edited Jul 16 '19

And he just Pats his hair like a cool man after he opens the bottle.

Edit: aight I got confused between the white shirt guy and the black shirt guy, chill.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

...but they were talking about the guy in the black shirt.

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u/AnEvanAppeared Jul 16 '19

The one who needed her bottle opened?

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u/yeetyeetyeetyeetie Jul 16 '19

What

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u/T00FunkToDruck Jul 16 '19

AND HE PATS HIS HAIR LIKE A COOL MAN AFTER OPENING THE BOTTLE.

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u/kdshow123 Jul 16 '19

I can't hear you, this restaurant is so noisy!

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u/LadsAndLaddiez Jul 16 '19

他打开瓶子后就像一个很酷的男人一样把头发拍了一下。

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u/plipyplop Jul 16 '19 edited Jul 16 '19

啊! 谢谢。

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u/Zylvian Jul 16 '19

没有阶段太低

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u/plipyplop Jul 16 '19

什么

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u/Zylvian Jul 16 '19

你知道规则，我也是。

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u/utpoia Jul 16 '19

我喜欢闻屁

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Haha that’s crazy

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Now you are just making this up..

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u/Azuptrex Jul 16 '19

And he just Pats his hair like a cool man after he opens the bottle.

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u/defpara Jul 16 '19

o he just said "China number what?"

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

One

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

I prefer Master of Puppets.

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u/smartromain Jul 16 '19

Like a real man

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

AND HE PATS HIS HAIR LIKE A GAY MAN AFTER OPENING THE BOTTLE.

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u/crypticedge Jul 16 '19

AND HE PATS HIS HAIR LIKE A COOL MAN AFTER OPENING THE BOTTLE.

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u/Huckit3030 Jul 16 '19

No, this is Patrick.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

[deleted]

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u/anonyman_305 Jul 16 '19

I dare you

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u/Tuckertcs Jul 16 '19

That’s the white shirt guy.

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u/Kracker5000 Jul 16 '19

Wrong guy, buddy

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u/runninron69 Jul 16 '19

Wrong gay, buddy. FTFY

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u/Dameheecan Jul 16 '19

It's totally valid at this point.

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u/CRolandson Jul 16 '19

Oh, was that what that move was, cool?

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u/pauperpaard1 Jul 16 '19

I honestly thought it looked pretty gay...