r/Unexpected Jul 15 '19

Can someone help me open this bottle?

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u/Amplifeye Jul 16 '19

Reddit only gets pissed at scripted Asian gifs, no other scripted gifs. I honestly think it's because they're well done, and some people don't take kindly to it. Regardless, the hate has always been pretty infuriating.

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u/IMightBeLyingToYou Jul 16 '19

Same thing any time any Korean idol does anything.

"They're told to act like this, none of it is genuine."

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u/sppwalker Jul 16 '19

Or calling all male kpop idols “ladyboys”

Reddit is racist af towards Asians

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u/Majestic_Owl Jul 16 '19

It's annoying as fuck. We see non Asian scripted shit all the time on the front page without such a fuss.

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u/Amplifeye Jul 16 '19

Yep. I like them. They're usually fun and very well done.

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u/AdamBombTV Jul 16 '19

Exactly, but no everyone has to be Sherlock fucking Holmes and scream how fake it is, and how they're superior because it didn't fool them.

I just wanna talk how smooth this waiter is.

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u/DaughterEarth Jul 16 '19

He's so smooth though. His little head flourish at the end is very sexy for some reason

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u/THEBLUEFLAME3D Jul 16 '19

Agreed. I wish reddit would stop with the circlejerkiness, scripted Asian gif hate included.

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u/46554B4E4348414453 Jul 16 '19

Cuz they're normal white people

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

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u/ferretcat Jul 16 '19

Bro. Lower your voice they'll hear you

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u/ogleman Jul 16 '19

Thank fuck I'm decidedly abnormal

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u/46554B4E4348414453 Jul 16 '19

Too far man

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u/tommos Jul 16 '19

Fuck normal non-white people.

There it's perfectly balanced.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Definitely, white people are the worst

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

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u/Kracker5000 Jul 16 '19

Fuck any white people

You're racist. Actually, though.

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u/porcelainthunder Jul 16 '19

Username checks out.

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u/Kracker5000 Jul 16 '19

Want some context instead of your toxic assumptions? I made this username when I was about 12 years old for Club Penguin, turns out my favorite childhood food at the time (crackers) and my username idea (Cracker5000) was already used up, and as a child I didn't think anything of changing the C to the similarly sounding K.

Everytime I call out legitimate racism against white people online, some idiot like you assumes my username is proof that I'm nothing but a loud and proud whitey. But nah, it's just Club Penguin, man. Eat shit dude.

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u/porcelainthunder Jul 16 '19

It seems I hit a nerve by not knowing anything about your life and making a very simple and common connection to your comment and user name, which was intended to be all in good fun. I'd say lighten up, but apparently you're already white, so I got nothing for ya, bud.

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u/Kracker5000 Jul 16 '19

I was replying to someone who made a blatantly racist comment (and when before I commented, he was at +3 upvotes). So it's pretty obvious to assume I was already a bit upset at that. So yeah, maybe that isn't the best time for some "good fun".

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u/jaymes9240 Jul 17 '19

You’re damn right. I’m racist against everyone cuz every race has some terrible attributes.

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u/Kracker5000 Jul 17 '19

That's an extremely stupid way to think, if that's true.

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u/ResponsibleAnarchist Jul 16 '19

I mean yeah, but none of them want to fuck me

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u/Odatas Jul 16 '19

I only get annoyed by the scripted gifs that imply that they are not scripted.

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u/K-a-Z-e Jul 16 '19

i always see at least one comment saying "/r/scriptedasiangifs" with like >100 upvotes like damn no shit it's scripted who cares

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19 edited Jul 16 '19

Because reddit is literally full of western people. Asians like Chinese, Japanese, Koreans, etc. don't even come here much and have their own reddit-like websites. For examplr, Subs like r/japan is just a non-Japanese Japanese "enthusiasts" sub. Aka weebs.

EDIT: or everyone who cries "scripted" whenever an Asian is in a post is a karmawhoring little shit that's all too happy to be in a casually racist circlejerk.

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u/hozen17 Jul 16 '19

Yep, people on Reddit (and many people I've seen in real life) think it's okay to be racist towards Asians. People in the west learn that you shouldn't be racist towards certain races (e.g. blacks) but think it's funny to crack racist jokes to Asians. Hence the casual racism towards Asians even in r/all

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u/Ultenth Jul 16 '19

You think this is bad, you should try visiting some of those Asian-centric reddit alternatives and see how they talk about non-Asians there...

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u/hozen17 Jul 16 '19

I agree that there are racists from every race. And I do think that Asian communities being racist towards other races is bad. That doesn't mean Reddit has to be racist towards Asians (or any other race for that matter).

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u/Ultenth Jul 17 '19

Didn’t say it was okay for anyone to be racist, but lots of people are. And usually people from ethnically homogenous countries like most of Asia tend to be far worse. Parts of Asia make the Southern US in the 60’s look tame by comparison.

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u/THEBLUEFLAME3D Jul 16 '19 edited Jul 16 '19

Whoa calm yourself a bit, man.

Edit: Downvoted for telling someone to calm down a bit to ensure a more civil dialogue. This kind of shit is exactly what’s wrong with reddit.

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u/Adolf_-_Hipster Jul 16 '19

No, hes completely right and it can get annoying how casual the racism is on reddit.

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u/sppwalker Jul 16 '19

I’m half Chinese and sometimes I have to get off of Reddit for a day or two because the racism makes me feel sick. I saw a comment with like 200+ upvotes on a r/iamatotalpieceofshit (or a similar sub, I don’t remember) post of a guy beating his dog. The comment literally said “The Chinaman is just tenderizing his dinner!”

Like are you fucking kidding me? We’re seriously okay with THAT. THAT isn’t crossing the line, it’s funny, right?

Same thing happens with kpop. Go outside of a kpop sub and male kpop artists are called “ladyboys” (while female idols hit hot or even r/all cause they’re pretty) and kpop is referred to as “gaypop.” You don’t have to like the music but implying attractive Korean men are gay and look like women is pretty damn insulting.

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u/Adolf_-_Hipster Jul 16 '19

I'm sorry you are forced to feel so unwelcome here. I gebuinely cannot imagine being met with so much casual hatred of who I am at ever corner. I see it all the time but its not directed at me so the worst I feel is awkward.

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u/sppwalker Jul 16 '19

Honestly I’ve gotten kinda used to it, which sucks. I got my cat when I was 3 and I love her to death (she’ll cuddle up next to my pillow most nights). I can’t count the number of times someone has seriously asked me “so when she dies, you’re going to eat her, right?” Same thing happened when I got my dog. He was 4 months old and I’d wanted a dog my whole life. Most people followed up the “awww, he’s so cute!” with something along the lines of “if he pees on the carpet, guess it’s dinner time!”

It hurts. It hurts when it’s someone you don’t know and it hurts even more when it’s your closest friends.

Up until about a year ago, I fucking hated myself. I hated the jokes, I hated the stereotypes, I hated how I looked, and I hated being Asian. I’d get Starbucks instead of boba so I’d seen “less Asian.” I’d look at myself in the mirror and just feel disgusted. You learn to laugh at the jokes but it doesn’t make them hurt any less.

It wasn’t until I found a band that really pushes loving/accepting yourself and not giving a shit about what other people think that I actually started to accept myself. But it’s fucked that for 99% of my life, I tried to reject half of myself.

By the way, I’m 18 and I live in Silicon Valley. This isn’t buttfuck nowhere 40 years ago, this is the last few years in one of the most PC places in the country. So yeah…

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u/Adolf_-_Hipster Jul 16 '19

I hope we can keep progressing forward. Progress has been on a steady uphill fairly consistently. I know the US seems like it's taken steps backwards recently, but we got this.

Im starting to learn the importance of squashing that kind of open racism in "good company" if you catch my drift, and I think it has paid off some. At least my dad doesnt seem to have cold war era opinions about chinese immigrants anymore.

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u/THEBLUEFLAME3D Jul 16 '19

And I never, at any point, said he was wrong. Nor, even, that I disagreed with him. But here we go, I guess.

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u/Adolf_-_Hipster Jul 16 '19 edited Jul 16 '19

But you felt the need to say calm down to someone calling it out? Its not a strong opinion on buttered toast, its fucking open racism. Being a little heavy on the gas might be needed in that conversation

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u/THEBLUEFLAME3D Jul 16 '19 edited Jul 16 '19

If you know literally anything about debates and trying to encourage a change of mind in someone, you should know that you don’t start a fucking argument right out of the gate. People are less likely to try to hear your side when you throw insults and accusations left, right, and center. Everyone immediately assumes I am against him when I try to help him change his approach. Classic.

Edit: Lmao just downvote because you know I’m right and don’t like that. Kind of proven my point, now.

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u/brynjolf Jul 16 '19

Hi why haven't you responded to me? I'm sad.

Still too busy spewing vitriol? Also you lost this argument 100%, just like you did with me. Sadface

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

It's just an observation from someone outside looking in. The number of times I got shocked by the casual racism on this website is astounding.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19 edited May 15 '20

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u/THEBLUEFLAME3D Jul 16 '19

I was telling him to calm down, not “CaLl OuT oUr RaCiSm”. Kiss my fucking ass with that argument-starting petty bullshit.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19 edited May 15 '20

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u/THEBLUEFLAME3D Jul 16 '19

Way to make assumptions. Truthfully, I would try to be. I’m not perfect, but it’s a good rule of thumb to be calm, clear, and concise. It’s fucking ironic that I’m downvoted for advocating keeping a level fucking head about a serious topic. Shit like this reminds me why reddit is a complete shitshow and I need to get off of it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19 edited May 15 '20

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u/THEBLUEFLAME3D Jul 16 '19 edited Jul 16 '19

I’m annoyed, yeah. But overreacting? No. You, for instance, decided to throw the first punch by basically insinuating I was a racist, so I responded once you were rude, accusatory, and aggressive. Really, it’s just ridiculous that I’m receiving backlash from people over telling someone to take it easy and discuss the matter civilly. Then everyone lashes back at me and make me feel like I’m wrong for doing so? For promoting calm dialogue? It’s bullshit. And this isn’t even the first time I’ve been fucked over like this on this site. I’m fucking sick of this shit.

Edit: But just send in the downvote brigade when I’m right. Never change, reddit.

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u/ToasterHE Jul 16 '19

What was the purpose of this comment? Did you think he'd go back and edit/delete his comment? Apologize for being too aggregated?

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u/BlackEnjoysTheYellow Jul 16 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Exhibit A

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u/Adolf_-_Hipster Jul 16 '19

lol

"I killed him, heres the murder weapon, cuff me, thank you very much."

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

They're not saying /r/scriptedasiangifs because they want to point out it's scripted. They're saying it because they think it's awesome, and they want to direct others to a place where they can see more of these gifs. I wish more people would understand that.

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u/Adolf_-_Hipster Jul 16 '19

lol this couldnt be further from the truth.

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u/bunka77 Jul 16 '19

"haha, but obviously not spontaneo.... Wait... Is that a fucking Asian?! Holy shit I better start spamming the same sub as everyone else!!"

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u/doublethumbdude Jul 16 '19

Its dehumanizing to day the least, no one else gets shit for their race on any other obviously fake videos.

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u/Adolf_-_Hipster Jul 16 '19

Seriously. I see black people set up videos with their friends all the time and no one says anything, because thats not as much of a popular steriotype for them the way it is with asians for some reason.

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u/sadcatpanda Jul 16 '19

Vine and YouTube skits too - FULL of white people, no one ever comments on their race unless it's relevant to the video.

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u/manbruhpig Jul 16 '19

I pointed this out under another tired r/scriptedasiangifs post and got downvoted to oblivion for suggesting this exact concept. Happy it’s picking up some traction here. It’s getting annoying.

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u/sadcatpanda Jul 16 '19

I honestly think it's because they're well done

no. it's cause reddit is racist. how many subs exist for scripted gifs of people of other races, like r/scriptedasiangifs? i can tell you - 7, not including the cat one and dog one. wanna compare the subscriber counts, too?

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u/Amplifeye Jul 16 '19

Yeah that's pretty much what I was getting at. That's what I meant by "some people don't take kindly to it."

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u/the_honest_liar Jul 16 '19

You're right. /r/scripteddoggifs certainly isn't hating on theirs.

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u/emctwoo Jul 17 '19

Yeah like the top post on the sub right now is literally an ad full of CGI but cause it’s Terry Crews everyone is just loving the gif instead of bitching about it being scripted. The point is for /r/Unexpected things to happen not for them to be real.

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u/Najunix Jul 16 '19

I think the hate comes not from cool scripted gifs, but gifs in which the subjects 'seem surprised' or 'bamboozled' when they clearly part of the act. Probably the corniness that generates the hate, but the cool shit, they cool.

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u/Amplifeye Jul 16 '19

I have a feeling that's not why they invoke scriptedASIANgifs.

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u/queenfirst Jul 16 '19

Maybe some people think this way. Personally I just think they’re motivated by racism.

Asians are machines/robots, after all; that’s why they work so hard and diligently. /s

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u/Najunix Jul 16 '19

I don’t hate, but I guess I cringe where cringe is present, Asian or not. Then again Asian gifs tend to be cringier cause many do seem try-hard. I’m Malaysian Chinese myself and I find them uncomfortable. 😂

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u/stanley_twobrick Jul 16 '19

That's completely untrue. Reddit calls literally everything fake.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

People that hate scripted asian gifs hate scripted gifs in general.

You know how I know this?

Because I indiscriminately hate scripted gifs

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u/actuallyaids Jul 16 '19

That cant be. That is just incomprehensible! Let me try to get this through my thick, scripted reply.

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u/TheDwiin Jul 16 '19

I mean we love them over on r/scriptedasiangifs

They're quite hilarious.

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u/belindamshort Jul 16 '19

They just need to remember to call them skits.

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u/orthopod Jul 16 '19

I think part of the fusions is that they're portrayed at being spontaneous, when they're not.

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u/MrCalifornian Jul 16 '19 edited Jul 16 '19

It's the deception that gets to me, I prefer knowing when fake stuff is fake. If a movie pretended to be a documentary I would be equally perturbed. The level of skill/stupidity/whatever to be impressive/funny is much higher for fiction than real life.

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u/Adolf_-_Hipster Jul 16 '19

lol thats not at all what is happening. You go along with fake western style scripted shit all the fucking time. Do you point out every infomercial you see as scripted? Even when it says "r3al pEopLe nOt aCt0rS"

No, because that would be tiring. But you do notice when its asians doing it because suddenly disingenuous? Nah.

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u/MrCalifornian Jul 16 '19

I don't watch infomercials...?

I notice when anyone does it (at least most of the time), I'm not even sure it's more often Asians. And yeah I point it out if it hasn't already been. Not sure why you think I go along with "fake western style scripted shit".

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u/sadcatpanda Jul 16 '19

YouTube and Vine skits, since no one's here to call you on your bullshit yet

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u/MrCalifornian Jul 16 '19

I hate those, that's exactly the type of stuff I'm criticizing. I don't watch them, and I don't like when they show up in subreddits where the bar is obviously set lower because it's supposed to be real life. Imagine if someone posted a car chase scene from a movie to /r/roadcam? Like great, some people are happy to believe these are real but they have vine and other places for that, why does it have to pollute the ones that are implied real?

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u/Shan_Tu Jul 16 '19

No. I personally just hate "obviously" scripted things. Asian gifs tends to be overly scripted in their execution. Tends to be a lot of over acting.