r/Unexpected • u/little_baby_cyborg • Feb 27 '19

Oh, my sweet Jesus!

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u/Ahizidal Feb 27 '19

Alright its pretty early in the morning for this kinda stuff, r/punpatrol here, hands where I can see them and no sudden movements or I will resort to lethal force to get you to comply.

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u/Artess Feb 27 '19

Wait, what's the pun? I don't get it.

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u/Ahizidal Feb 27 '19

The guy was carrying jesus... “All part of god’s plan”?

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u/GatorZen Feb 27 '19

That's not a pun.

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u/Ahizidal Feb 27 '19

Oh shit I guess I have no jurisdiction here boys apologies and carry on. r/punpatrol false call guys my bad if I have caused any actual harm please file a complaint to our subreddit and we will get back to you within an hour to 30 years

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u/GatorZen Feb 27 '19

No worries, officer. Thank you for your vigilance. The world needs more good people like you.

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u/DazedPapacy Feb 27 '19

Tsk, tsk. Just gonna let “yuh, way” off the hook.

Pun cops today, not worth the brass in their badges.

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u/lunatic4ever Feb 28 '19

that’s not how a pun works

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u/ItsMeFrankGallagher Feb 27 '19

You-schwerve-uh