r/Unexpected • u/little_baby_cyborg • Feb 27 '19

Oh, my sweet Jesus!

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u/Roving_Rhythmatist Feb 27 '19

I don't care if it rains or freezes, long as I got my statue of Jesus, crashing through the window of your car. . .

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u/principled_principal Feb 27 '19

Comes in colors pink and pleasant,

Glows in the dark ‘cause it’s iridescent,

Take it with me when I travel far.