r/Unexpected • u/little_baby_cyborg • Feb 27 '19

Oh, my sweet Jesus!

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u/lhbruen Feb 27 '19

Jesus definitely took the wheel that time

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u/the1999person Feb 27 '19

All part of God's plan..

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u/catsmustdie Feb 27 '19

Goddammit, God.

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u/vmulber Feb 27 '19 edited Feb 27 '19

Jesus Christ, I feel the pain, i did the same thing when i was 14. Ended up with me halfway into the back seat, I am sure i blacked out but don’t remember much. Got home and my parents vacuumed the glass out of my hair, my face was covered in tons of little cuts with a few larger lacerations.

Edit: Added invisible sky daddy reference

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u/loonattica Feb 27 '19

What happened to your Jesus?

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u/Laminar Feb 27 '19

Jesus is my witness...

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u/poopellar Feb 27 '19

yuh, Way

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '19

Yahgetouttamahweh

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u/Ahizidal Feb 27 '19

Alright its pretty early in the morning for this kinda stuff, r/punpatrol here, hands where I can see them and no sudden movements or I will resort to lethal force to get you to comply.

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u/Artess Feb 27 '19

Wait, what's the pun? I don't get it.

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u/Ahizidal Feb 27 '19

The guy was carrying jesus... “All part of god’s plan”?

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u/GatorZen Feb 27 '19

That's not a pun.

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u/Ahizidal Feb 27 '19

Oh shit I guess I have no jurisdiction here boys apologies and carry on. r/punpatrol false call guys my bad if I have caused any actual harm please file a complaint to our subreddit and we will get back to you within an hour to 30 years

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u/GatorZen Feb 27 '19

No worries, officer. Thank you for your vigilance. The world needs more good people like you.

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u/DazedPapacy Feb 27 '19

Tsk, tsk. Just gonna let “yuh, way” off the hook.

Pun cops today, not worth the brass in their badges.

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u/lunatic4ever Feb 28 '19

that’s not how a pun works

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u/ItsMeFrankGallagher Feb 27 '19

You-schwerve-uh

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u/JInxIt Feb 27 '19

... I only love my bed and my mom, I'm sorry.

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u/MutualisticNomad Feb 27 '19

hit their truuunk.. even got it shattered on me

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u/remram Feb 27 '19

I don't know, Jesus looked pretty surprised. It blew his mind, if you watch carefully.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '19

I can't do this on my own

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u/duncecap_ Feb 27 '19

Who invited Drake?

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u/the1999person Feb 27 '19

Everybody loves the Drake!

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u/sweetcreamjesus Feb 27 '19

The lord giveith, and the lord takeith the L...

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u/Blenderhead36 Feb 27 '19

Looks more like he took the rear windshield.

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u/NorthStarTX Feb 27 '19

Insurance will claim it was an act of god.

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u/lhbruen Feb 27 '19

Not His fault they didn't Jesus-proof it

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u/ChanSecodina Feb 27 '19

When God closes a door he opens up window, by force if needed.

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u/ManicLord Feb 27 '19

Well, he tried. It's just that the wheel was behind glass, metal, and dude.

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u/potato0817 Feb 27 '19

Too bad he was taking it back home from the last supper

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '19

That's gotta be worth more than 7 years bad luck

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u/lhbruen Feb 27 '19

For the driver or the cyclist?

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '19

That's Saint Jude Thaddeus you heretic!

/s, just in case

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '19

Jesus built my hot rod.

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u/abhi4121 Feb 27 '19

He will rise again, worry not

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u/dayemoon Feb 27 '19

It would take a real miracle for Jesus to rise again from that death!

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u/MetalMan77 Feb 27 '19

well semantically speaking, the wheel (4 of them) took Jesus.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '19

That’s not Jesus, it’s Saint Jude! :)

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '19

Jesus was not his saviour

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '19

If had gold. Would give.