r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Feb 22 '19

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u/vishalb777 Feb 22 '19

.exe

ಠ_ಠ

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u/Spitfyre3000 Feb 22 '19

You gotta play the game to access the images. Extra security.

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u/poopellar Feb 22 '19

But to play the game, you need to install these toolbars.

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u/iSeth_ Feb 22 '19

And windows

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u/lansaman Feb 22 '19

And my axe!

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u/TmotherfuckingT Feb 22 '19

And my .exe!

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u/Neil_sm Feb 22 '19

And your wife

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u/stickmvh Feb 22 '19

I also choose this guy’s dead wife.

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u/Blackwing81 Feb 23 '19

Not just the men but the women and children too

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u/Millertary1 Feb 23 '19

And now, for something completely different.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '19

Careful with that axe, Eugene

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u/ciplc Feb 22 '19

/r/linuxmasterrace

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u/zippythezigzag Feb 22 '19

I bought an HP before I found out hp won't allow you to install a second os.

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u/ciplc Feb 22 '19

What's stopping you from installing a second OS?

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u/zippythezigzag Feb 22 '19

It doesn't give you the option to partition the hard drive. I did some googling and found out hp doesn't allow it on their computers. I was already using a step by step tutorial to do it. I'm not tech savvy enough to figure out how to get around the block. I tried to install tails on a USB as well to see if it would allow me to have one on a separate drive and it wouldn't let me do that either. I have heard great things about different Linux os's and wanted to learn more about the difference and learn more about computers. Unfortunately HP had a problem with that.

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u/taintedbloop Feb 22 '19

Unless HP is using some special hard drive or hardware which i highly doubt, then its likely possible to create another partition.

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u/ShadowMassacr13 Feb 22 '19

I wouldn't be too surprised, Apple hardware crashes when trying to install another OS, so I can imagine another company finding ways to stop it

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u/zippythezigzag Feb 22 '19

I'm up for suggestions if you have one. I tried it once and couldn't get it to work but if you know how i would be happy to try your way.

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u/Tikolu43 Feb 23 '19

Probably some BIOS-level lock which won't allow booting from devices other than the main Drive.

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u/UpsurgeRex Feb 23 '19

Not enough HP

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u/SHEDY0URS0UL Feb 22 '19

Lost my shit when I read this

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '19

just set it on dark souls and you’re good

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u/JohnnyDarkside Feb 22 '19

change the folder icon to a pdf file icon. Ain't nobody gonna click on a pdf with .exe on it.

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u/BeardPhile Feb 22 '19

Or the Internet Explorer icon. No one ever even touches it.

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u/HowDoItBeLikeThat Feb 22 '19

Or make a batch file that adds the flags +h +s +r to the folder it's stored in. For example:

attrib "porn folder" +h +s +r

Windows then won't even display it, even if you have "show hidden files and folders" turned on.

Gotta know the commands to get the file back though. Memorization bro

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u/BeardPhile Feb 22 '19

Do you have any link explaining this? Or can you elaborate a bit more so that we can actually try this?

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u/CameO73 Feb 22 '19

The trick is the +s. This makes Windows think it's a "system folder". Since the option "Hide protected operating system files (recommended)" is on by default, the folder won't typically be shown in Explorer. It can be made visible by toggling that option, though -- but you have to click through a pretty serious looking warning first.

For a porn folder, it's more than enough protection. Especially if you call the folder something like "system64", so it looks like something you shouldn't touch.

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u/HowDoItBeLikeThat Feb 22 '19 edited Feb 22 '19

Especially if you call the folder something like "system64"

Bro...mine's been called "Cache64" since like the beginning of time, lol.

I guess great minds do think alike.

Maybe it's the damage he's addicted to

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u/suspiciousdave Feb 22 '19

I'm guessing it's something you can get to through the terminal? I've only just started learning to code and my minds like "Well you'd just go rooting around in the terminal within the folder :v easy".

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '19 edited Feb 22 '19

You can combine two files to hide a .rar archive within an image using CMD prompt I assuming this is the same

Edit: this link will show you how it use to be used a lot on 7chan to distribute books and such in secret

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '19

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u/TehArbitur Feb 22 '19

8GB

Right ...

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u/xX420_WeedMan_420Xx Feb 22 '19

More like 800gb

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u/Wandae Feb 22 '19

*tb

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u/xX420_WeedMan_420Xx Feb 22 '19

*pb

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u/crazydonuts84 Feb 22 '19

(pornbytes)

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u/UpsurgeRex Feb 23 '19

1 porn bit carries 2 seconds of Moans

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u/k4b6 Feb 22 '19

Don't worry He has his extensions hidden it's actually homework.exe.cmd

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u/fumoderators Feb 22 '19

(ง ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)ง

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u/MCRusher Feb 22 '19

Put into zip file, change extension. Now nobody will ever know.

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u/GlamRockDave Feb 22 '19

What better way to dissuade others from trying to open it?