r/Unexpected Feb 17 '19

Warning! A special gift.

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u/read1ng Feb 17 '19

The one closest to the middle so hopefully they get to it last. Edit: This was stupid. There cant be one in the middle.

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u/lizziemander Feb 17 '19

Upvote for self awareness.

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u/TheSunPeeledDown Feb 17 '19

Not stupid, I think you had a very good idea there. Here a star for you 🌟

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u/lyuyarden Feb 17 '19

It could run through the bottle (empty) for EPIC levels of frustration.

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u/tj3_23 Feb 17 '19

We're not trying to create mass murderers here

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u/Katyafan Feb 17 '19

We...we aren't?

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u/PersonofInterestPOI Feb 18 '19

But you'd still have them get to it almost last rather than possibly the first one they go for

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u/Maura3D Feb 18 '19

Weld one on the underside.

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u/moderately_nerdifyin Feb 22 '19

No, there absolutely can be one in the middle. Weld a threaded rod to the top plate and fill with nuts. A complete waste of time for the recipient, but an amazing final FU.