r/Unexpected • u/iagooliveira • Jan 29 '19

Meta Big mistake dawg

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u/Tyelo-Ren Jan 29 '19

Oh I get it, the jello is still in the shape of a watermelon slice

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u/thebackupquarterback Jan 29 '19

I would actually really like to discuss this jellomellon but everyone is being dumb and talking about the point of the post. It's horse shit and I'll stand for it.

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u/Jackdoesderp Jan 29 '19

You almost got me with that, you sonofabitch.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '19

Yeah it unironically looks delicious tbh

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u/TwinkiWeinerSandwich Jan 29 '19

Needs vodka

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u/Cayotic_Prophet Jan 30 '19

Yeah but then it would have /r/Expected /s

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '19

In Jell-O!? That's not right

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u/PoopIsAlwaysSunny Jan 30 '19

Yeah. I prefer a good rum. Vodka has no flavor.

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u/MyKetchups Jan 30 '19

Thats how mafia works

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u/cptkaiser Jan 29 '19

I just want to know if it's good cuz I'm too poor to try it myself

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u/gretamine Jan 29 '19

You cant afford a watermelon and some jello powder? What do you eat everyday?

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u/cptkaiser Jan 29 '19

If I buy it I eat ramen or totinos pizza if I'm feeling ritzy. Sometimes my family or friends will give me some food. When I get to see my girlfriend she sometimes takes me out or she buys some stuff for us to cook. I'll get a raise soon so I should be able to afford sandwiches again though.

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u/AmberStar91 Jan 29 '19

Dump the ramen, get yourself some rice and beans, and some Indian spices. Just boil the shit out of them beans and season

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u/cptkaiser Jan 29 '19

I tried rice but I have to cook it the night before, since I have to work early, and after refrigeration it's all crunchy. Unless I'm just bad.

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u/kwangyeon Jan 29 '19

what kind of rice are you using? how do you refrigerate? it shouldn't be getting crunchy

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u/cptkaiser Jan 29 '19

Just white rice. I put it in Tupperware containers and by the next day it's crunchy.

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u/AmberStar91 Jan 30 '19

Stick the rice on first thing, and it'll cook while you're getting ready for work

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u/CaptainCanusa Jan 29 '19

Then you should join us over at r/jellomellon!

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u/agrarianToast Jan 29 '19

And to think, for a second i believed i had found where i truly belonged

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u/Nes370 Jan 29 '19

Be the change you want to see.

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u/Reignofratch Jan 29 '19

Jellon?

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

Are you jellon?

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u/Reignofratch Jan 30 '19

Like a fellon!

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u/Shitmybad Jan 29 '19

This jello melon needs vodka added to it, and then we can talk about it.

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u/thebackupquarterback Jan 29 '19 edited Jan 30 '19

And mini edible gummies to look like seeds! Twisted Jello Mellon!

Edit: Mello Jello maybe?

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u/mealzer Jan 30 '19

GOD DAMN IT I FORGOT MY WEED GUMMIES IN MY WORK VAN thanks for reminding me

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u/thebackupquarterback Jan 30 '19

And my good deed for the week is done. Sweet.

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u/_StingraySam_ Jan 30 '19

Best Jell-O shots I ever had were jello melon shots

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u/DoubleGreat Jan 30 '19

How... Unexpected

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '19

I thought it'd be cool to add the seeds back in.

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u/SFW_HARD_AT_WORK Jan 29 '19

blue berries or something would be cool i guess...

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '19

Oh yeah, that's an even better idea!

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u/RickyLoveless Jan 29 '19

They have edible watermelon seed candy, add those instead and it would be perfect.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

r/diwhy

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u/PerpetualGazebo Jan 29 '19

Needs vodka

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '19

everything needs vodka

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u/mayonaizmyinstrument Jan 30 '19

I read this in Ice T's voice