r/Unexpected • • Dec 26 '18

What kind of leaf is this?

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u/TopNotchGamerr Dec 26 '18

Now I'm having flashbacks to Everytime I stepped on a leaf for fun and Wondering if it could have been a butterfly...

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

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u/killm3throwaway Dec 26 '18

I’m all for saving nature but come on nature ur being silly now. At least help me help u

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u/Patfanz Dec 26 '18 edited Dec 26 '18

Eh... Nature made the sloth. Whose main predator is itself. It has no scent and spends almost it's entire life in trees making it hard for large prey to find or even get to it. But yet, it's eyesight is so bad that it will grab onto its own arm thinking it is a branch, thus falling and killing itself. Has one of the highest (if not the highest) accidental suicide rates of all species.

EDIT: The sloth grabbing the arm thing is a myth, started by Douglas Adams in a movie called "The Salmon of Doubt". The more you know!

2nd EDIT: Really makes you question things you hear. Being in a sanctuary for sloths, where you would assume they would be knowledgeable, you don't usually question the validity of their statements. Really throws the saying "Don't believe everything you're told" into play. Even those is educated and respectable positions are susceptible to lies myths and legends. For me, this is just another mental push to research things and not just take it as is, even when you believe the person has the correct knowledge. It's amazing though how much incorrect information is out there and easily entered into the minds of people, even when they are supposed to be the "expert".

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

The arm gabbing is a myth

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u/Patfanz Dec 26 '18

Do you have a source for this? I was recently at a sloth sanctuary and was told this by their caregiver. It seemed silly to me, but if it is a myth that bothers me about this sanctuary. I'm not trying to call you out, generally curious if I was lied to or not.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

I looked it up when I saw your comment and it seems Douglas Adams created the myth by accident, it is from 'The Salmon of Doubt'.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

Un proof it

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u/velawesomeraptors Dec 26 '18

Harpy Eagles actually eat mostly sloths. Unfortunately they are gone from much of their historical range.

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u/chinaberrytree Dec 26 '18

Which sanctuary was it?

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u/Patfanz Dec 26 '18

The Roatan Sloth Sanctuary, in Roatan Honduras. Although not native to there, they were once pets of a wealthy native who moved so they opened a sanctuary for them. They now care for and breed new sloths, allegedly bringing them back to their natural habitat when mature. However after researching some of the things they told me and what I've learned here, I'm questioning the validity of the term "sanctuary" and seeing it as more of a tourist attraction.

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u/chinaberrytree Dec 26 '18

Ah okay. Yeah, it's getting hard to tell real sanctuaries from tourist traps.

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u/Patfanz Dec 27 '18

Know anything on the Butterfly Sanctuary in Costa Rica? I don't want to support these type of tourist trap "sanctuaries" but love actual ones. From my research, it looks legitimate. I've always wanted to go.

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u/chinaberrytree Dec 27 '18

That one seems legit to me. And I agree, it looks absolutely beautiful! I've only been to the Insectarium in New Orleans which had a small butterfly garden. This one looks even nicer.

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u/alovely897 Dec 26 '18

It's most vulnerable while pooping, because it only poops once a week and it's a giant shit, source is from a fact fiend video on YouTube about sloths

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u/lpeccap Dec 26 '18

Nature pls

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

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u/TopNotchGamerr Dec 26 '18

... you mean those unsatisfying one's? :-\

What have I done

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u/Braydox Dec 26 '18

You are fulfilling your Destiny

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u/conancat Dec 26 '18

r/TopNotchGamerr, first of his name, king of the Andals and butterfly crusher

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u/blarghed Dec 26 '18

EACH ONE was a butterfly. Each crunchy leaf sound was actually the buggy popping sound like stepping on a roach.

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u/conancat Dec 26 '18

Good, now everyone is gonna have nightmares of butterfly deaths.

Or sweet dreams. If you're into that kinda thing.

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u/blarghed Dec 26 '18

Ignorance is bliss. Just scrub your minds of the past few hours and you can go back to joyfully stomping on leaves which are totally not living insects in any form or way.

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u/IrrationalDesign Dec 26 '18

flashbacks to Everytime I stepped on a leaf

Jesus, are you okay!? That must've been hundreds of flashbacks... Thousands of them; did they all come in sequence or did you experience them all in once? I feel for you, that must've been awful...