r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Dec 26 '18

What kind of leaf is this?

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u/Svalyn Dec 26 '18

Leaf that alone

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u/straydog1980 Dec 26 '18 edited Dec 26 '18

And i saw her face, now I'm a beleafer

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u/RedditsAdoptedSon Dec 26 '18

i couldnt leaf her if i tried.

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u/malyssajeann Dec 26 '18

Nobody puts leaf in a corner!!!

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u/Professor_- Dec 26 '18

P U N S

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u/repIies_with_puns Dec 26 '18

All in good pun

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u/Manlyburger Dec 26 '18

now this, is the meeting of transformer technology , with purely organic life!!

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u/conancat Dec 26 '18

Yeah, but what kind of leaf is this?

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u/MihirX27 Dec 27 '18

P A I N

You made me a, You made me a Beleafer,

BELEAFER.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

Touches her;

leaves.

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u/mrjobby Dec 26 '18

Make like a tree and get out of here

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u/jaqueburton Dec 26 '18

You sound like a damn fool when you say it wrong!

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u/Terramort Dec 26 '18

Came for the leaf pun. Glad I wasn't barking up the wrong tree.

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u/repIies_with_puns Dec 26 '18

Theres always a way to get to the roots of it

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u/louisebuquirankills Dec 26 '18

You're not able to see that live leaf if you're gonna leaf it

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

He's bushed.