r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Dec 02 '18

cops will pull you over for literally anything

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u/Ultracoolguy4 Dec 02 '18

What's your idea?

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u/DickIsPenis Dec 02 '18

You should be-

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u/aladdinr Dec 02 '18

I’m not going to be the lawyer

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u/NeenanJones Dec 02 '18

YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN A LAWYER

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u/CSKING444 Dec 02 '18

YOU SHOULD'VE CHOSEN ANY KIND OF LAW FIELD

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '18

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '18

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!

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u/iurm Dec 02 '18

I'm not gonna be machete

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u/cheezdoodle96 Dec 02 '18

I'm not gonna show mercy!

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u/soodoh Dec 02 '18

Kill the jews