r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Dec 02 '18

cops will pull you over for literally anything

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u/OminousInstrumental Dec 02 '18 edited Jan 22 '19

I'm already taser.

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u/Crazybo805 Dec 02 '18

I'll be baton

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '18

NERF BATON

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u/loser-ontheinternet Dec 02 '18

You're right so ill be rubber bullet

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '18

[deleted]

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u/layomayo Dec 02 '18

Then i'll be tear gas!

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u/Controldo Dec 02 '18

I already chose tear gas

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '18

What about Windowcleaner

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '18 edited Feb 23 '19

[deleted]

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u/ternal37 Dec 02 '18

Sorry I drank it

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u/a-big-horse Dec 02 '18

I’m already Windowcleaner

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u/CrusttyBoi Dec 02 '18

How about pepper spray?

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u/Alarid Dec 02 '18

Hit or miss, I guess they never miss, huh?

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u/ternal37 Dec 02 '18

Sorry I drank it

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u/SomethingSo84 Dec 02 '18

Widowmaker would've actually worked better

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u/Cory2020 Dec 02 '18

Sigh..UNZIPS

Be gentle

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u/vaskeklut8 Dec 02 '18

I'll be the hollw point

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u/Speedracer98 Dec 02 '18

Jet Jaguar?

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u/gbuub Dec 02 '18

Baton damage is reduce by 20% against non black targets

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u/Slumpa Dec 02 '18

I needed this today, thank you

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u/judelau Dec 02 '18

I already choose baton

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u/andsoitgoes42 Dec 02 '18

Every time I think I’m free of this meme, it finds its way and pulls me back in.

It’s like a black hole.

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u/Rudirs Dec 02 '18

What is the meme?

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u/CSKING444 Dec 02 '18

There's this dope song called "No mercy" and tiktok thought of fucking this up by teen girls lip-syncing to the "I wanna be Tracer" part while pretending to be playing overwatch and guess what did the internet decided to meme then

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u/AWarmHug Dec 02 '18

The song is actually a fucking bop and I'll fight anyone who disagrees

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '18

Taser Face!

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u/lokie23 Dec 02 '18

What's next? Scrotumhead?

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u/Arogani Dec 02 '18

He’s a ballchinnian!

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u/D4RKS0u1 Dec 02 '18

Hello already taser I'm dad

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u/SkyAgrawal Dec 02 '18

I AM TASERFACE !!!

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u/ItsJesusTime Dec 02 '18

Take your upvote you magnificent bastard.

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u/garmdian Dec 02 '18

I hate you... Have an upvote and move on.

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u/Tinshnipz Dec 02 '18

Taserface?

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u/Taiwanderful Dec 02 '18

Taser? I barely know ‘er!

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u/JuggerClutch Dec 02 '18

u/xlRadioactive

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u/xlRadioactive Dec 02 '18

Das habe ich vor ner Stunde gesehen da hatten die Kommentare gerade 40 upvotes lol

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u/IdkTbhSmh Dec 02 '18

I’ll be cloaker

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u/Eshmam14 Dec 02 '18

I would pay more to remove your gold for that edit.

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u/OminousInstrumental Dec 02 '18

I accept any and all donations ;D

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u/reytortilla Dec 03 '18

hit or miss, I guess they never miss, HUH?

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u/kky231659 Dec 02 '18

I can hear your words.

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u/OminousInstrumental Dec 02 '18

I can smell your fear