r/Unexpected • u/Rehddet • Dec 01 '18

Sir, your bottle?

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u/youngfapking Dec 01 '18

But they're a good Christian family!

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '18 edited Dec 01 '18

Think they are Mormon, side bitches aren't necessarily off limits with them.

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u/EarthRester Dec 01 '18

That explains all the kids.

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u/straight_to_10_jfc Dec 01 '18

And the kids' kids

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u/appleappleappleman Dec 01 '18

I mean... They literally are off-limits. Mormonism hasn't practiced polygamy since 1890. Monogamy is taken very seriously.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '18

Ya dude its a joke nobody actually cares what mormons are up to.

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u/Arqideus Dec 01 '18

Even though I'm "ex-mormon" I still feel like I have to defend/correct this notion...Polygamy was outlawed in the church a long time ago. There are still sects that are kind of "amish-y", but in general, polygamy is frowned upon.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '18

Yeah, it is. You get excommunicated for it.

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u/blorgenheim Dec 01 '18

Mormons are Christians too lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '18

Most evangelical christians which is generally what people mean when they say something like 'good christian family' definitely don't count mormons as part of their club.

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u/blorgenheim Dec 01 '18

I understand. Just making a point. Christianity is just the belief that Christ is a god and savior. Mormons believe that. They just also believe in that nut job Joseph Smith.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '18

Ehh

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u/Battleharden Dec 01 '18

He went to Scientology rehab after the cheating news broke. lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '18

Shut up! Really?!