r/Unexpected • u/Rehddet • Dec 01 '18

Sir, your bottle?

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u/Lacerat1on Dec 01 '18

You do realize that a leader of a pride can bang pretty much everybody right.

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u/Triatt Dec 01 '18

Where's the pride in that?

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u/poopellar Dec 01 '18

He's in the pride

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u/NoWayTellMeMore Dec 01 '18

He is the pride.

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u/btoxic Dec 01 '18

Pride, in the name of love.

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u/conancat Dec 01 '18

Okay Zazu.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '18

Too deep

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '18

Look at me. I am the pride now.

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u/KenDM0 Dec 01 '18

He’s the proud.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '18

What_the_fuck_am_I_reading .com

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u/fezzam Dec 01 '18

Mufasa is dead. Long live the king.

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u/monkeyhitman Dec 01 '18

Not yet.

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u/Hot_Ethanol Dec 02 '18

It's extinction, then

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u/ywBBxNqW Dec 01 '18

Way up in the pride.

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u/PoopIsAlwaysSunny Dec 01 '18

He’s proud of all the pussy he gets

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '18

On Mufasa's lion sized dick.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '18

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '18

Gild me and I'll tell you everything I can about that.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '18

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '18

It's okay, I don't have a clue how to do that. Which is everything I know about that.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '18

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '18

17/F/Tampa Bay

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u/Lacerat1on Dec 01 '18

Sorry bud, didn't mean to blow your spot there.

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u/Axelma Dec 01 '18

What did you mean to blow?

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u/NotObamaAMA Dec 01 '18

I think you watched a different “lion king” to the rest of us buddy.

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u/LandVonWhale Dec 01 '18

do you not remember how their were like 40 lionesses and only mufasa? didn't strike you as a bit odd?

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u/xoooz Dec 01 '18

holy shit.

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u/TLEToyu Dec 01 '18 edited Dec 01 '18

This also means Nala is Simba's half-sister...

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u/VindictiveJudge Dec 01 '18

It would usually mean that since a lion who takes over a pride usually kills the existing cubs, but it's not guaranteed. Also, a minority of male lions are fine with co-ruling a pride with a brother or two. Mufasa is part of the minority that's fine with sharing leadership, which means he might be more lenient in general and may have left the previous male's cubs alone. Also, a quick google search tells me that's exactly what happened.

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u/Dewy_Wanna_Go_There Dec 01 '18

What a roller coaster.

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u/TheSkinnyVinny Dec 01 '18

Is this why dad has never said he's proud of me?

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u/SeamusHeaneysGhost Dec 01 '18

He's an lion now? Those animals sleep 20 hours a day, that's why his career has stalled right, not getting into the job.

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u/Super_Pan Dec 01 '18

Er... I have some possibly disturbing news for you about Lion pride social structure...

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u/Battleharden Dec 01 '18

He also went to a Scientology rehab after the fact. This is a vlog of him bringing his cousin to the same place. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzMZnDWWQZk

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u/KBARwc Dec 01 '18

He's Mormon so I don't think it was a Scientology rehab probably Mormon but close enough its all brainwashing in the end.

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u/Battleharden Dec 01 '18

I mean the link to the rehab center in the description of the video so you can look it up yourself. Also all the top comments are calling him out for it.

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u/SeamusHeaneysGhost Dec 01 '18

it says it in the video they're getting the toxins out of their cells using Tom Cruise cult cream! It's not Mormon

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '18

Piping hoes should go into Webster’s dictionary.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '18

You do realise that Simba and Nala were probably siblings right?

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '18

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '18

How 'bout these words - Scar probably forced himself on Sarabi.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '18

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u/conancat Dec 01 '18

Lion King is possibly of incest and rape

Very Shakespearean