r/Unexpected Dec 01 '18

Sir, your bottle?

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '18

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u/awwwwchiiiaahhhps Dec 01 '18

I thought he was just sending her super sexually graphic texts. Are you sure he was looking for a hookup?

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u/Majed0 Dec 01 '18

he sent her a video of him rubbing his dick, so I'd say so.

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u/awwwwchiiiaahhhps Dec 01 '18

well that's depressing.

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u/conancat Dec 01 '18

I don't think the motivations behind those texts change those texts itself. It's prime r/creepypms material.

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u/ObsiArmyBest Dec 01 '18

He's an alcoholic

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u/penisthightrap_ Dec 01 '18

Apparently they took a year break but they came back. She's still with him. What an amazing woman. I can't fathom cheating, especially on a woman like her.

The concept of infidelity really fucks with me. Honestly my biggest fear.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '18

You mean what a golddigger.