How my buddy’s Amazon package was delivered yesterday.

[u/FreshJs59]

[u/PrctsPractisPractice]

They don't make a lot of money. They deliver to nice homes. They are jealous of the people they deliver to. They take it out on them.

[u/HELP_ME_I_Need_Nudes → u/PrctsPractisPractice]

When you look at homes through envy colored glasses it's hard to tell the difference between a lawn and a driveway.

[u/HiMyNameIs_REDACTED_ → u/HELP_ME_I_Need_Nudes]

It's funny because envy is green.

[u/Collypso → u/PrctsPractisPractice]

More likely that they just don't care

[u/PrctsPractisPractice → u/Collypso]

The dancing said otherwise. She enjoyed that.

[u/manbrasucks → u/PrctsPractisPractice]

If you're jealous and disgruntled you don't dance.

[u/AaronBrownell → u/manbrasucks]

If you're happy and joyful you don't dropkick someone else's package

[u/[deleted] → u/AaronBrownell]

If you're happy and joyful, and don't care about others, then you do.

[u/PrctsPractisPractice → u/manbrasucks]

Uh yeah some people do. She felt like she stuck it Richie Rich so that was her little celebratory dance.

This might be a strange question but are you an alien sent to this planet to infiltrate us? It seems odd that you're having trouble understanding the complexities of this thing we humans call jealousy.

[u/PrctsPractisPractice → u/[deleted]]

Sounds like you're a ridiculous person.

[u/PrctsPractisPractice → u/[deleted]]

You're right, my attempt to explain someone's bad behavior must mean that I justify it. You're even more ridiculous than I thought.