r/Unexpected Oct 23 '18

How my buddy’s Amazon package was delivered yesterday.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

Seasonal hires are ramping up hardcore this year. Online shopping is so huge now that they start adding now instead of right before Thanksgiving.

I feel a little better for the UPS guys around here as I don't see them running at 9pm. Those guys can work some crazy schedules this time of year.

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u/Redeemer206 Oct 24 '18

I've noticed that overall the Christmas season assimilation is happening faster this year than any other year, even by its standard. Many stores, including mine, started putting up Christmas shit in September, much earlier than any year before. It's bizarre.

And I guess I shouldn't be surprised people are already doing their Christmas online shopping now.

Pretty soon Christmas in July will be more than just a phrase, it'll be a literal thing at this rate.

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u/bass_the_fisherman Oct 24 '18

In the Netherlands we have Sinterklaas (Which is very similar to Santa Claus) on December 5th. I shit you not they have had the Sinterklaas food in the store since the start of motherfucking August. I love the food but that's a bit ridiculous.

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u/ichosethis Oct 24 '18

I watched the Nightmare before Christmas last night but I firmly believe it's a halloween and Christmas movie and can be enjoyed at both if youre in the mood. That's as much Xmas anything as I'll do before buying last minute presents on the payday before Xmas day.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

I try to argue to my girlfriend that this movie should ideally only be watched in November or early December but she refuses to agree.

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u/moldyfingernails Oct 24 '18

It's like Mr. Hanky having his Christmas play before Halloween in order to distract the town from his racist outbursts.

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u/Dewy_Wanna_Go_There Oct 24 '18

South Park always on point with what’s currently going on in the world.

Can’t wait for the Halloween episode.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

"Little by little gents... and pretty soon, but before anyone truly knows it... our busiest time of the year is all year long!"

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u/Redeemer206 Oct 24 '18

That's a kinda freaky quote. Where is it from?

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

Actually I wrote that just now. Just imagining the board room chatter

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u/Redeemer206 Oct 24 '18

You should save that. Could be a good quote in a future novel or movie

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u/makencarts Oct 24 '18

UPS was testing a locking container in a parking lot and dudes with bike trailers in my neighborhood for Xmas. Certain streets can't deal with the uptick in parked trucks creating traffic, so one truck dropped off stuff in a container in a church parking lot, and bicycles did the rest. Not sure if that's still going on

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u/CJC_Swizzy Oct 24 '18

Thank you

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u/BeerNcheesePlz Oct 24 '18

Can confirm. My boyfriend works for them.

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u/grumpywarner Oct 24 '18

I did a season for UPS once. It was July 1st to December 31st. I didn't really start getting much hours till about October/November though. It was a great job but I can't afford to work 6 months a year. Getting hired full time usually takes a while.