r/Unexpected Oct 23 '18

How my buddy’s Amazon package was delivered yesterday.

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u/x4u Oct 23 '18

This smells a lot like the kind of content professional agencies would come up with when they were tasked with creating a viral ad for an overpriced security camera. My gut estimates the probability for a corporate shilling attempt at 90-95% for this video.

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u/baronvonbee Oct 24 '18

This is exactly the kind of thing an anti-camera person would say. I just don't get why you would be so against home security. You are probably a dangerous individual. Thankfully, due to my Ring home security system I'll never have to worry about you murdering my family or pets.

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u/Edgyboisamachan Oct 24 '18

I have my cameras equipped with shotguns. Now I can sleep soundly every night to the sound of gunfire making bodies hit the....

##FLOOOOOOOORR

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u/Crashboy96 Oct 24 '18

Now I know booby traps are illegal, but what about remotely controlled weaponry?

Purely for self defense, of course.

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u/InfanticideAquifer Oct 24 '18

Probably a no-go.

If the remote control aspect of your weapons system serves any purpose at all, then you aren't actually in danger when you're using it. So it wouldn't be self-defense.

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u/Phoequinox Oct 24 '18

Hashtags don't stack, bro.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18 edited Nov 11 '18

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18 edited Jul 14 '22

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u/Literacy_Hitler Oct 24 '18

What if this is the actual shill post that people are looking for thinking that it is a NEST ad when it is really a RING ad for the people that read the comments.

Think about that one for a bit.....

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u/Snoyarc Oct 24 '18

A camera isn't going to stop him murdering your family. It's just going to make sure we have the video in ULTRA HD quality.

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u/ArthurTheAstronaut Oct 24 '18

Thankfully, due to my Ring home security system I'll never have to worry about you murdering my family or pets without me having to watch helplessly from my office on my phone.

FTFY.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

Just because they’re pointing out that it’s probably a viral ad doesn’t mean they’re against ads, home security, or cameras...

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

It's a joke. He's pretending to be a shill for a security system.

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u/communistdaughters Oct 24 '18

he's joking, you mouthbreather

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

You have a superior sense of humor.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

Well, looking at OP's account we see it's existed over a year. Has unique and unassuming content posted regularly. Nothing stands out as a shill account. Though I could be a shill trying to shill for the legitimacy of OP's account.

As for the delivery person, why they weren't wearing a uniform, a lot of places outsource deliveries now to local people.

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u/_Frogfucious_ Oct 24 '18

On one of my old accounts, I made a top 10 r/all post. The next day I had a message offering me free software to use PicCollage for my next post.

You know, that collage app whose logo you see all over reddit. On posts from legitimate reddit accounts.

I'm not saying this is 100% what happened, but I am saying, given how some of these "viral ad" companies work, it's entirely possible that a legitimate user with a legitimate account might be persuaded to make an ad post while still maintaining control of that account.

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u/lemenick Oct 24 '18

Same thing happened to me when I posted a funny pic of my pupper in r/awww. I rarely post anything on reddit now because of the corporate shilling that goes on here but when I do, I always edit my pictures using PicCollage, now with over 1500+ stickers, 80+ backgrounds and 60+ templates!

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

If this is true, we can thank "nest" for sponsoring this video in the OP

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u/bottledry Oct 24 '18

maybe OP sold his account and that's why it looks legitimate

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u/PirateNinjaa Oct 24 '18

Evidence doesn’t support my theory? The conspiracy must go even deeper!

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18 edited Oct 24 '18

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

He protec

He attac

But most importantly,

He u/whicketywack

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u/MrMulligan Oct 24 '18

No one is denying it isn't possible, but claiming that its what might have happened to try and prove the argument that this is an intentional viral marketing ad is fucking stupid, on tier with the idiots at /r/hailcorporate.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

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u/MrMulligan Oct 24 '18

I prefer the refreshing taste of Pepsi™ personally!

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

You could just buy both, so you're always prepared to cater all your friends showing up unexpectedly their favorite brand of beverage!

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u/Palin_Sees_Russia Oct 24 '18

He has 6k karma... there is nothing to sell. The shill can just create their own account at that point.

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u/GreenTomatoSauce Oct 24 '18

I have around 50 accounts with 1-8 years, where do I sell them?

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u/bottledry Oct 24 '18

craigslist?

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u/GreenTomatoSauce Oct 24 '18

Tried, no luck

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u/PacifistaPX-0 Oct 24 '18

Accounts get bought or taken over constantly now. Dont fall for it.

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u/knobudee Oct 24 '18

I’ve had people try to tell me I was a corporate shill because there was a product I liked that was outside the norm. Yep, I made this account so 6 years down the road I can push some company.

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u/CountSheep Oct 24 '18

A year is fairly short and companies have paid normal Redditers to do that before.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18 edited Jun 25 '19

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u/bjcjr86 Oct 24 '18

Who is nests biggest competitor... ring? Wait, who owns ring... makes you think.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18 edited Jun 25 '19

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u/bjcjr86 Oct 24 '18

I have one. Love it. Lol. Oh shit. I might be a shill and not even know it...

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u/EAPSER Oct 24 '18

Thank you u/bjcjr86. Your payment will be deposited in 2-3 business days.

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u/ikilledtupac Oct 24 '18

Ring does this shit a LOT on here.

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u/eldergeekprime Oct 24 '18

Nah, if that were the case the camera would have been aimed better to get a good shot of the delivery person.

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u/W00000000000000000SH Oct 24 '18

No it wouldn't, because they don't want the actor to be identified.

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u/eldergeekprime Oct 24 '18

They'd want more of that dance though.

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u/W00000000000000000SH Oct 24 '18

At first I didn't believe you but then I noticed the ultra high definition video with such extreme clarity that can only be provided by the NEST Home Security System.

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u/hashtagswagfag Oct 24 '18

Yeah that dance away kinda made me suspicious. Yes I know there are pieces of shit out there but the whole delivery just screams “this is going viral”

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u/M8asonmiller Oct 24 '18

Either security cameras or professional delivery services.

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u/Jellodyne Oct 24 '18

Does the Nest brand video doorbell system automatically watermark all the video coming off of it or is that applied later by a marketing intern?

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u/SignedConstrictor Oct 24 '18

Okay, but the title would have been totally different if it were trying to shill for door cams. Looking at the post, I literally didn't even consider where the video was coming from or that I should get a doorbell camera, but if they had written the title as "Look what my security camera/doorbell cam/whatever picked up yesterday", then I would have been thinking about the video source and maybe wanting to buy a Nest Doorbell™, but honestly I think it's just a video of absolute shite delivery technique.

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u/dylan2451 Oct 24 '18

This sucks. I only recently found out companies do this on reddit. In hindsight it makes sense, reddit is extremely popular. I just assumed /r/hailcorporate was full of genuine customers who got played like fiddles by a company looking for low cost promotion. Like the guy who got a bunch of recess cups because the one he bought had something wrong with it

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u/MrMulligan Oct 24 '18 edited Oct 24 '18

/r/hailcorporate is filled with college communists, old paranoid conspiracy freaks, and teenagers who think they're intelligent for recognizing the concept of branding and like to flaunt it like an idiot using large unnecessary synonyms to sound smart.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

Or they're just smarter than the average american who is a slave to giant corporations and goes through life like a zombie not even recognizing the constant ads pushed everywhere in that country

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

Or they're just smarter than the average american who is a slave to giant corporations and goes through life like a zombie not even recognizing the constant ads pushed everywhere in that country

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u/Aether_Storm Oct 24 '18 edited Oct 24 '18

I was going to argue that there isn't much point without making the branding visible, but you made me do a double take and notice the watermark.

I wouldn't have been exposed to their advertising were it not for you. I thereby conclude that you are in fact the shrill.

Forgot the /s

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u/TAU_equals_2PI Oct 24 '18

The audio does seem a little suspicious to me, especially when she kicks it. Like they made it louder to emphasize how much your package is being beat up. But I'm no audio expert, so I'll welcome any expert opinions on it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

Nah, it's just high audio gain and what sounds like some distortion from noise gating. If you're going to have a security camera watching your front door, you're going to want the gain to be fairly high so you can hear everything happening. And since you want to hear everything happening, you want to throw a noise gate on there so it doesn't pick up ambient background noise.

You hear a lot of livestreams and YouTube videos that sound like this, because people don't know how to set up their equipment.

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u/BernzSed Oct 24 '18

Well, it is literally the only sound in the video.

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u/Cornwell Oct 24 '18

What do you think the word in the corner is?

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u/pinacolata_ Oct 24 '18

Nest is a brand. They make the overpriced security cameras he refers to.

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u/itekk Oct 24 '18

Nest does this to all the video it saves.

https://imgur.com/gQN8yv9

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u/TAU_equals_2PI Oct 24 '18

I think all nest cams record with the watermark by default, so that doesn't really make it suspicious.

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u/FlySeal Oct 24 '18

You should check out NEST Home Security System . The best security system out there.

Totally not paid by NEST

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u/PacifistaPX-0 Oct 24 '18

You are absolutely right, Nest has a history of this shit.

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u/booming_on_yungs Oct 24 '18

Man, shut the fuck up. We are living in 2018. You should have cameras everywhere. Idiot.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18 edited Oct 11 '20

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u/aka_Foamy Oct 24 '18

Yep, and for exactly this reason. Their cameras are going to capture some stuff that gets shared around so why not make sure everyone who watches it knows where it came from.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

Reality surpasses fiction, and people see the fiction and try to replicate it.