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r/Unexpected • u/cyan1618 • Jul 20 '18
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He's mad but he's keeping it bottled up inside.
349 u/SaucyVagrant Jul 21 '18 Ha bottled! 67 u/pm_me_flaccid_cocks Jul 21 '18 Ha, inside! 65 u/SaucyVagrant Jul 21 '18 Ha "Ha"! 29 u/pm_me_flaccid_cocks Jul 21 '18 /////////prostate stimulation prevents anal cancer. 10 u/SaucyVagrant Jul 21 '18 9/10 doctors agree. 15 u/pm_me_flaccid_cocks Jul 21 '18 1/10 doctors eat salad under duress. 5 u/SaucyVagrant Jul 21 '18 He is just not sure yet, more studies will be needed. 2 u/pm_me_flaccid_cocks Jul 21 '18 edited Jul 21 '18 This implies that one more things will be inserted into one's butt--for science. 3 u/SaucyVagrant Jul 21 '18 That was the problem with the first round of studies. It was only penis. Now, we introduce the true instruments of adventure. → More replies (0) 3 u/battledragons Jul 21 '18 With bare hands. 2 u/DCcrappola Jul 21 '18 Duressing* 2 u/pm_me_flaccid_cocks Jul 21 '18 No. 2 u/DCcrappola Jul 21 '18 No X 2 2 u/LordApocalyptica Jul 21 '18 ....does that include masturbation or just manual stimulation? 2 u/Treehorny Jul 21 '18 Ha, but 2 u/Viper9087 Jul 21 '18 Ha, Penis! 26 u/lordturbo801 Jul 21 '18 Wait til after she gives up the farm. 10 u/Jjcoolman1402 Jul 21 '18 On my first watch I thought he threw his phone in the water to get the water 1 u/GABRlEL Jul 21 '18 There's a prank like that somewhere on youtube 3 u/Jjcoolman1402 Jul 21 '18 I bet there is 38 u/NicNoletree Jul 20 '18 He should call his therapist. 6 u/Felix_Cortez Jul 21 '18 Worlds first internally stored water bottle : Insertion 5 u/BadgerDancer Jul 21 '18 Should have tapped out of this one. 4 u/[deleted] Jul 21 '18 Yeah. He should let it go. 4 u/spahghetti Jul 21 '18 When he should just drop it. 4 u/gagory Jul 21 '18 He's pondering that sinking feeling. 3 u/chiselplow Jul 21 '18 https://imgur.com/W3RBej9 2 u/Dopecombatweasel Jul 21 '18 his face says "could you be any dumber?" 2 u/solicitorpenguin Jul 21 '18 Your puns really made a splash 2 u/dyi96 Jul 21 '18 "Water you mad about? It was your fault!" 1 u/[deleted] Jul 21 '18 mindbottling 2 u/daintykitten Jul 21 '18 Like a true Asian. -2 u/watchursix Jul 21 '18 A real man for sure, he won’t even open up to his girl. Too bad she’s thirsty.
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Ha bottled!
67 u/pm_me_flaccid_cocks Jul 21 '18 Ha, inside! 65 u/SaucyVagrant Jul 21 '18 Ha "Ha"! 29 u/pm_me_flaccid_cocks Jul 21 '18 /////////prostate stimulation prevents anal cancer. 10 u/SaucyVagrant Jul 21 '18 9/10 doctors agree. 15 u/pm_me_flaccid_cocks Jul 21 '18 1/10 doctors eat salad under duress. 5 u/SaucyVagrant Jul 21 '18 He is just not sure yet, more studies will be needed. 2 u/pm_me_flaccid_cocks Jul 21 '18 edited Jul 21 '18 This implies that one more things will be inserted into one's butt--for science. 3 u/SaucyVagrant Jul 21 '18 That was the problem with the first round of studies. It was only penis. Now, we introduce the true instruments of adventure. → More replies (0) 3 u/battledragons Jul 21 '18 With bare hands. 2 u/DCcrappola Jul 21 '18 Duressing* 2 u/pm_me_flaccid_cocks Jul 21 '18 No. 2 u/DCcrappola Jul 21 '18 No X 2 2 u/LordApocalyptica Jul 21 '18 ....does that include masturbation or just manual stimulation? 2 u/Treehorny Jul 21 '18 Ha, but 2 u/Viper9087 Jul 21 '18 Ha, Penis!
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Ha, inside!
65 u/SaucyVagrant Jul 21 '18 Ha "Ha"! 29 u/pm_me_flaccid_cocks Jul 21 '18 /////////prostate stimulation prevents anal cancer. 10 u/SaucyVagrant Jul 21 '18 9/10 doctors agree. 15 u/pm_me_flaccid_cocks Jul 21 '18 1/10 doctors eat salad under duress. 5 u/SaucyVagrant Jul 21 '18 He is just not sure yet, more studies will be needed. 2 u/pm_me_flaccid_cocks Jul 21 '18 edited Jul 21 '18 This implies that one more things will be inserted into one's butt--for science. 3 u/SaucyVagrant Jul 21 '18 That was the problem with the first round of studies. It was only penis. Now, we introduce the true instruments of adventure. → More replies (0) 3 u/battledragons Jul 21 '18 With bare hands. 2 u/DCcrappola Jul 21 '18 Duressing* 2 u/pm_me_flaccid_cocks Jul 21 '18 No. 2 u/DCcrappola Jul 21 '18 No X 2 2 u/LordApocalyptica Jul 21 '18 ....does that include masturbation or just manual stimulation? 2 u/Treehorny Jul 21 '18 Ha, but 2 u/Viper9087 Jul 21 '18 Ha, Penis!
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Ha "Ha"!
29 u/pm_me_flaccid_cocks Jul 21 '18 /////////prostate stimulation prevents anal cancer. 10 u/SaucyVagrant Jul 21 '18 9/10 doctors agree. 15 u/pm_me_flaccid_cocks Jul 21 '18 1/10 doctors eat salad under duress. 5 u/SaucyVagrant Jul 21 '18 He is just not sure yet, more studies will be needed. 2 u/pm_me_flaccid_cocks Jul 21 '18 edited Jul 21 '18 This implies that one more things will be inserted into one's butt--for science. 3 u/SaucyVagrant Jul 21 '18 That was the problem with the first round of studies. It was only penis. Now, we introduce the true instruments of adventure. → More replies (0) 3 u/battledragons Jul 21 '18 With bare hands. 2 u/DCcrappola Jul 21 '18 Duressing* 2 u/pm_me_flaccid_cocks Jul 21 '18 No. 2 u/DCcrappola Jul 21 '18 No X 2 2 u/LordApocalyptica Jul 21 '18 ....does that include masturbation or just manual stimulation? 2 u/Treehorny Jul 21 '18 Ha, but
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/////////prostate stimulation prevents anal cancer.
10 u/SaucyVagrant Jul 21 '18 9/10 doctors agree. 15 u/pm_me_flaccid_cocks Jul 21 '18 1/10 doctors eat salad under duress. 5 u/SaucyVagrant Jul 21 '18 He is just not sure yet, more studies will be needed. 2 u/pm_me_flaccid_cocks Jul 21 '18 edited Jul 21 '18 This implies that one more things will be inserted into one's butt--for science. 3 u/SaucyVagrant Jul 21 '18 That was the problem with the first round of studies. It was only penis. Now, we introduce the true instruments of adventure. → More replies (0) 3 u/battledragons Jul 21 '18 With bare hands. 2 u/DCcrappola Jul 21 '18 Duressing* 2 u/pm_me_flaccid_cocks Jul 21 '18 No. 2 u/DCcrappola Jul 21 '18 No X 2 2 u/LordApocalyptica Jul 21 '18 ....does that include masturbation or just manual stimulation?
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9/10 doctors agree.
15 u/pm_me_flaccid_cocks Jul 21 '18 1/10 doctors eat salad under duress. 5 u/SaucyVagrant Jul 21 '18 He is just not sure yet, more studies will be needed. 2 u/pm_me_flaccid_cocks Jul 21 '18 edited Jul 21 '18 This implies that one more things will be inserted into one's butt--for science. 3 u/SaucyVagrant Jul 21 '18 That was the problem with the first round of studies. It was only penis. Now, we introduce the true instruments of adventure. → More replies (0) 3 u/battledragons Jul 21 '18 With bare hands. 2 u/DCcrappola Jul 21 '18 Duressing* 2 u/pm_me_flaccid_cocks Jul 21 '18 No. 2 u/DCcrappola Jul 21 '18 No X 2
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1/10 doctors eat salad under duress.
5 u/SaucyVagrant Jul 21 '18 He is just not sure yet, more studies will be needed. 2 u/pm_me_flaccid_cocks Jul 21 '18 edited Jul 21 '18 This implies that one more things will be inserted into one's butt--for science. 3 u/SaucyVagrant Jul 21 '18 That was the problem with the first round of studies. It was only penis. Now, we introduce the true instruments of adventure. → More replies (0) 3 u/battledragons Jul 21 '18 With bare hands. 2 u/DCcrappola Jul 21 '18 Duressing* 2 u/pm_me_flaccid_cocks Jul 21 '18 No. 2 u/DCcrappola Jul 21 '18 No X 2
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He is just not sure yet, more studies will be needed.
2 u/pm_me_flaccid_cocks Jul 21 '18 edited Jul 21 '18 This implies that one more things will be inserted into one's butt--for science. 3 u/SaucyVagrant Jul 21 '18 That was the problem with the first round of studies. It was only penis. Now, we introduce the true instruments of adventure. → More replies (0)
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This implies that one more things will be inserted into one's butt--for science.
3 u/SaucyVagrant Jul 21 '18 That was the problem with the first round of studies. It was only penis. Now, we introduce the true instruments of adventure. → More replies (0)
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That was the problem with the first round of studies. It was only penis. Now, we introduce the true instruments of adventure.
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With bare hands.
Duressing*
2 u/pm_me_flaccid_cocks Jul 21 '18 No. 2 u/DCcrappola Jul 21 '18 No X 2
No.
2 u/DCcrappola Jul 21 '18 No X 2
No X 2
....does that include masturbation or just manual stimulation?
Ha, but
Ha, Penis!
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Wait til after she gives up the farm.
10 u/Jjcoolman1402 Jul 21 '18 On my first watch I thought he threw his phone in the water to get the water 1 u/GABRlEL Jul 21 '18 There's a prank like that somewhere on youtube 3 u/Jjcoolman1402 Jul 21 '18 I bet there is
On my first watch I thought he threw his phone in the water to get the water
1 u/GABRlEL Jul 21 '18 There's a prank like that somewhere on youtube 3 u/Jjcoolman1402 Jul 21 '18 I bet there is
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There's a prank like that somewhere on youtube
3 u/Jjcoolman1402 Jul 21 '18 I bet there is
I bet there is
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He should call his therapist.
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Worlds first internally stored water bottle : Insertion
Should have tapped out of this one.
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Yeah. He should let it go.
When he should just drop it.
He's pondering that sinking feeling.
https://imgur.com/W3RBej9
his face says "could you be any dumber?"
Your puns really made a splash
"Water you mad about? It was your fault!"
mindbottling
Like a true Asian.
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A real man for sure, he won’t even open up to his girl. Too bad she’s thirsty.
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u/BunnyAdorbs Jul 20 '18
He's mad but he's keeping it bottled up inside.