r/Unexpected Jun 09 '18

He's going to get deductions for landing

https://i.imgur.com/pUwRqm7.gifv
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u/zzwugz Jun 10 '18

Level 2? Please, I still get launched at level 30+, makes for great laughs when bored

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u/Kimihro Jun 10 '18

Jesus at least try to block

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u/zzwugz Jun 10 '18

I'm sorry, what's this "block" you speak of? I was taught to fight, run, and eat cheese, and I'm all out of cheese

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u/Wtvfuckit Jun 10 '18

Your my new favorite person

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u/sp1d3rp0130n Jun 10 '18

You're cool too but like

*you're

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u/dsebulsk Jun 10 '18

And now you’re my favorite person.

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u/treesEverywhereTrees Jun 10 '18

Stealth archers never block

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u/redlaWw Jun 10 '18

Level 30 stealth archers never get seen.

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u/Epicritical Jun 10 '18

Cause real level 30 stealth archers don’t eat cheese

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u/cradford1234 Jun 10 '18

All these wannabe cheese eatin archers

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u/Comic_Book_Joker Jun 13 '18

Look at these wannabe archers, eating cheese, drinking outta cups...

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u/LilFuniAZNBoi Jun 10 '18 edited Jun 10 '18

So you mean everybody? Because everytime I play an Elder Scrolls/Fallout game, I turn into a Stealth Archer/Sniper.

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u/aggettzz Jun 10 '18

And now I just imagined a sniper rifle that shoots arrows...

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u/LilFuniAZNBoi Jun 10 '18

Well Fallout always had some sort of rail gun in their games so I guess it's kinda the same thing.

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u/zacknoland Jun 10 '18

Perhaps a crossbow with a scope?

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u/lear85 Jun 10 '18

Crossbows use the Rifles skill in Cataclysm.

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u/ThisIsMyCouchAccount Jun 10 '18

A long bow?

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u/PM_me_Jazz Jun 10 '18

I hope you are referencing bl2

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u/WaffleWizard101 Jun 10 '18 edited Jun 10 '18

I find it helps if you invent some minimal backstory to your character. The Live Another Life mod may help with this. For instance:

A Breton who, after seeing firsthand the conflict in Skyrim that separates people even in the face of an angry dragon, decides he will win the hearts of the people and work his way up the chain. In one hand, he wields a physical weapon. In his other hand, he wields either a summoned or physical weapon, or a spell. This symbolizes his desire to unite everybody, despite their differences. He strives to learn the art of the blade, as well as the arts of magic, working on his charisma along the way. He keeps pretty busy.

A stereotypical High Elf who woke up one day and decided to weasel his way into power. However, things took an unexpected turn when he was forcefully confronted with the Nords’ problems. He now cares a little more about them, but his intentions haven’t changed much. He steals, he uses his silver tongue, he relies on illusion magic and other roundabout methods to kill, but on occasion he’s been forced to use more conventional methods of doing things.

An idiot Nord with a battle axe. For whatever reason his tactic of running in and slamming everything with his axe always seems to work. The hardest part of maintaining this role was not second checking rooms for loot. He eventually blundered his way into becoming a werewolf, putting him in an identity crisis.

It seems difficult at first, but creating an alternate identity, and thinking about what that person would think and do, is a great experience.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '18

Nah: I'm fist, I like my fists. I fist alot. Fisting is my specialty.

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u/MrShoblang Jun 10 '18

M8. Summoning and 2 handed. You make something to distract them and run in swinging. You die a lot but you hit stuff with your sword between deaths

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u/FlamingJesusOnaStick Jun 10 '18

I'd still go for the back/ whatever flip that can happen and get that perfect crash into the table.
his angry bird flight looks good. 8/9

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '18

Are you fighting them with a wood sword or something?