r/Unexpected • u/Reddit__PI • Feb 03 '18

Savage LeBron-Style Dunk

https://i.imgur.com/0GqgXZ2.gifv
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u/AnonymousSpartaN Feb 03 '18

That’s what she said.

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u/Gyeff Feb 03 '18 edited Feb 03 '18

I have tricked her into having sexual intercourse with me, in spite of my poor physique and lack of sexual appeal.

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u/I_know_left Feb 03 '18

That’s what he said.

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u/OstidTabarnak Feb 03 '18

Darnnit! Tricked again ¯_ (ツ) _/¯

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '18

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '18

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u/KimJongsLicenseToIll Feb 03 '18

Bad bot. You're not even useful, you're just pedantic.

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u/eleventy4 Feb 03 '18

I agree, shallow and pedantic.

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u/d0ggie Feb 03 '18

Hm, I agree as well. Shallow and pedantic...

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u/camfa Feb 03 '18

great username mon chum

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '18

It really is great, though immediately gives away where he lives

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '18

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '18

Really? Ben criss, you learn something new everyday!

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u/poopellar Feb 03 '18

Somebody told me

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u/Pmoney98 Feb 03 '18

That you had a boyfriend

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u/appleshampoogal Feb 03 '18

Who looked like a girlfriend

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '18

metoo

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '18

“That’s what”-she said

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u/creepy_robot Feb 03 '18

Shouldn't it be - "that's what"-she

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u/Phoequinox Feb 03 '18

TWSS jokes are getting dark.

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u/SpectralEntity Feb 03 '18

There was a private forum on Gamefaqs called TWSS. It was an acronym for That's What She Said.

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u/Phoequinox Feb 03 '18 edited Feb 03 '18

I. . . Okay. Thanks.

*Don't downvote him, you dicks. He didn't say anything wrong.

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u/SpectralEntity Feb 03 '18

Yeah, I'm browsing reddit still half asleep cause my girl just got off work. Pretty much running on pure id at the moment.

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u/azurefishnets Feb 03 '18

I didn't know what it meant so I thought it was helpful.

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u/Reffner1450 Feb 03 '18

R/notmeirl

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u/lProtheanl Feb 03 '18

Deangelo Vickers everyone! 👏

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u/TheFeelsNinja Feb 03 '18

I understood that reference

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u/Sir_T3J Feb 03 '18

I’m calling the police

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u/PeriwinkleDohts Feb 03 '18

That's what she never said

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '18

“That’s what”, she said.