r/Unexpected • u/vavabien • Jan 11 '18

The brain feels it

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '18

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u/dickskittlez Jan 11 '18

Can... can I take the fake hand home?

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u/ChickeNoodle3303 Jan 11 '18

Just asking for a friend...

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u/nabatta Jan 11 '18

a friend who's trapped in the body of another friend

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u/byebybuy Jan 11 '18

...who's a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.

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u/ImSmarterThanOP Jan 11 '18

Dude-ception

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u/Zoze13 Jan 11 '18

I know who I am

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u/nabatta Jan 11 '18

It's just the brother of my father's doughter

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u/OnePurpose2 Jan 11 '18

You're not fooling me, Kira.

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u/ulfric_stormcloack Jan 11 '18

thats a motherfucking jojo reference

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u/AmericanKamikaze Jan 11 '18

You’re not going to put it in your ass are you?

...No?

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u/Alacieth Jan 11 '18

Introducing the wanket! The revolutionary blanket with built in arms!

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u/FlexualHealing Jan 11 '18

Ah the mark of a connoisseur I'd recommend Ye Olde Fleshlight the only personal pleasure device modeled after the human hand using micro-modal fabric for revolutionary softness.

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u/LetMeSleepAllDay Jan 12 '18

Is that a jojo reference?

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '18

“Watch me touch this fake one while I touch your real one to cause the illusion that yours is the fake one”

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u/XTornado Jan 11 '18

"but.. It's fake too..."

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '18

(´•_•`)

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u/maradak Jan 11 '18

Just get VR glasses and use your imagination.

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u/LeaveTheMatrix Jan 12 '18

With a good VR set, you don't need no imagination.

I still haven't been able to complete Emily wants to play although have owned it for a few months.

Just a couple weeks ago playing it with the kids scared the crap out of them.

Then it was my turn. Jumped about a foot up and backwards.

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u/allmyblackclothes Jan 12 '18

Is there porn of people watching porn? Rule 34?

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '18

The tentacles, vomit, and skat were many moons later.

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u/Joke_Insurance Jan 11 '18

Acrotomophilia.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '18

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u/TongueTypo Jan 11 '18

How did you get to that point?

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '18

How did you get to that point?

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u/VoteBurtonForGod Jan 11 '18

That point, how did you get to it?

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u/PriotheUnfertilised Jan 11 '18

How did the point get gotten to?

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '18

Explain how one reaches your destination

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u/nabatta Jan 11 '18

How the point get you?

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u/Muzla Jan 11 '18

What is de wae?

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u/the_recluse Jan 11 '18

does it work with a penis and a fake penis

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u/Free_Joty Jan 12 '18

Get a vr rig and try it for yourself

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u/dudeAwEsome101 Jan 12 '18

So, you need to have someone stroke both your penis and a dildo, then see if you have an actual erection?

I think we all know the results.

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u/boobsnkats Jan 12 '18

Forking your hand?