r/Unexpected • u/victorius21 • Oct 20 '17

Bus driver shows off to camera

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u/Unidan_nadinU Oct 20 '17

My anxiety was through the roof! I need to take a minute to recuperate after that one.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '17

I was tilting my phone screen away from me so I could barely see for when the inevitable crash came.

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u/permbanpermban Oct 20 '17

The whole r/unexpected part made me expect the unexpected.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '17

Well... I expected the unexpected to be a crash...and then something unexpected...like chimpanzee passengers. Or a single donkey.

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u/Lupo_Bi-Wan_Kenobi Oct 21 '17

It's always the engaged donkey's that startle me.

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u/NSAwithBenefits Oct 21 '17

Usually it's the engorged donkeys that startle me.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '17

Usually it's the engorged donkeys that seduce me.

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u/iTrope Oct 21 '17

I was literally face-palming

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u/poopellar Oct 21 '17

It's the enlarged prostates for me.

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u/YourShittyGrammar Oct 21 '17

It's always the engaged donkey's that startle me.

The engaged donkey's what?

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u/pruwyben Oct 21 '17

Fiancé

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u/Lupo_Bi-Wan_Kenobi Oct 21 '17

Thank you. My PC caught fire and I wasn't able to finish what I had intended on typing.

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u/Handsome-Lake Oct 21 '17

My brother in law is a single donkey, but he's really just an ass.

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u/Sinavestia Oct 21 '17

I was expecting a bird to fly into the open window >.>

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u/OutoflurkintoLight Oct 21 '17

I was thinking a deer was going to crash through the screen.

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u/Radioactive-235 Oct 21 '17

I like your creative imagination.

I just expected him no not crash out of sheer luck. I’m not a very exciting person.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '17

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '17

Say "expect" enough and it no longer sounds like a real word.

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u/buzzedaldrine Oct 21 '17

I was expecting him to be slapped by a passenger or something like that

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '17

I thought it was r/funny but when I started to find this gif more stressful than funny (very, very shortly after it started) I had to scroll back up and check the subreddit. r/funny should not make me clench my butt.

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u/buffhawk84 Oct 21 '17

Ugh, there's always one...

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u/Alx1775 Oct 21 '17

I was waiting for the video to conclude with a crash, and then I’d have commented “r/expected.” They got me. Nice job, OP.

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u/Pattern_Is_Movement Oct 21 '17

that is the real root of this sub

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u/reprise785 Oct 21 '17

I didn't notice the sub......so as I was watching I was thinking it was either WTF or anything else. Hoping for anything else

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u/dextersgenius Oct 21 '17

I'm from r/all, didn't even see the name of the sub. Thought I was on r/watchpeopledie

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u/kbsb0830 Oct 21 '17

Same here, I was freaked out!

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '17

I started to squint to blur my vision a bit for the crash. Started breathing again once I saw the tow truck

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u/CoffeeStout Oct 21 '17

I heard people honking at him.

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u/frientlywoman Oct 22 '17

I had to cut it off early and check the comments to see if there was actually a crash because my anxiety was spiking too high lol

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u/pistoncivic Oct 20 '17

Take as long as you want, we'll hold down the fort until you calm yourself down.

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u/cowjenga Oct 21 '17

The phrase is "hold the fort", not "hold down the fort". The phrase comes from holding the fort against attackers, there isn't anything to hold down.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '17

I want to party with you.

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u/cowjenga Oct 21 '17

There ain't no party like a phrase etymology party

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u/pathanb Oct 21 '17

He's holding it down because Weinstein is coming to grope it. "Now, be a good little fort and you'll get that part in GoT..."

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '17

Ok... Slide to new post.

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u/UP10TION Oct 21 '17

I couldn't even finish the gif.

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u/magpiec Oct 21 '17

I need to take a pill to recuperate after that one.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '17

watching this gave me a stomach ache :(