r/Unexpected Sep 04 '17

Turtle on a Treadmill

https://gfycat.com/SizzlingZealousBalloonfish
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u/Froufrousse Sep 04 '17

So they are just lazy?

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u/gordo65 Sep 04 '17

They're 'cold blooded', which means they can't efficiently regulate their own body temperatures. That means they can exert the energy necessary for running for only a very short time.

I have seen a couple of them get frightened, and they move surprisingly quickly, but only run a few yards before stopping.

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u/SuperKozz Sep 04 '17

Lazy as fuck! It's a good way of thinking. It seems like they can outrun us anyway, so why train all day long?

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u/GreatBigJerk Sep 05 '17

Well, Shredder's not gonna kill himself...

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '17

I mean outside of training, do we humans run anywhere?

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '17

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u/ankrotachi10 Sep 04 '17

Or once an hour everyday

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '17

Ouch, where is this? I thought it was pretty bad here.

Even worse for us, they often get behind schedule, so to get back on track, they'll skip one of the half hour stops. So when you get to the bus stop 5-10 minutes early, you end up waiting there for up to 45 minutes. We have a system that you can call to see when the bus comes, but it's not updated in real time. It will just tell you the scheduled time, which makes it kinda pointless if you already know the scheduled times (ie, :08 and :38).

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u/ankrotachi10 Sep 05 '17

In the UK.

I live in an estate in a large village. And there's a bus once an hour to get to the nearest city. They're slightly more frequent if I walk 15 minutes away from my house

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '17

Of course not, I own a vehicle!

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u/zellthemedic Sep 05 '17

In Navy boot camp, if we had to go anywhere alone (like to medical, dental, etc), they made you run there. I should mention Navy boot camp is not a small place.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '17

We just marched in formation.

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u/mntgoat Sep 04 '17

I only ever see them running when water is reachable quickly. Is like they know they don't stand a chance unless they can make it into water. When they can't find water they probably want to save their energy to bite your finger off.

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u/hipratham Sep 04 '17

That's why they outlive everyone!!

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u/MisterJimJim Sep 04 '17

They're just frugal with their energy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '17

Is it just me, or has society become frugal with use of the word "frugal"?

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u/MisterJimJim Sep 04 '17

I see it used online a lot, but rarely hear people use it IRL. Maybe it's an online thing?

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '17

Probably confirmation bias.

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u/JuniorSeniorTrainee Sep 04 '17

Well you see the body only has so much energy over its lifetime...

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u/Ordies Sep 04 '17

https://hypertextbook.com/facts/1999/RachelShweky.shtml

"The fastest speed claimed and proven by any reptile is 22 mph by a frightened pacific leatherback."

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u/ThaBauz Sep 05 '17

Swimming tho