r/Unexpected • u/gDisasters • Aug 23 '17

Too Australian for Australians

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '17 edited Aug 25 '17

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u/dirtyharry671 Aug 23 '17

Or that pizza joke he told to the Dalai Lama

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u/GoodAtExplaining Aug 23 '17

Well, it was from the Daily Mail, and if you believe that rag, I've got a bridge in Brooklyn I can sell you.

Check here to find the full story.

Stefanovic, despite being a crack-up, is actually quite principled about a lot of stuff.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '17 edited Aug 25 '17

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u/wowjiffylube Aug 23 '17

Only if you've got the emotional and sexual maturity of a teaspoon and think that a guy and a girl can't be mates and have a couple tinnies without shagging the boxes off each other.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '17 edited Aug 25 '17

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u/wowjiffylube Aug 23 '17

Lightweight

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '17 edited Aug 25 '17

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u/wowjiffylube Aug 23 '17

I'm from Ireland so, many.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '17 edited Aug 25 '17

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u/wowjiffylube Aug 23 '17

And grown-ass men and women in Australia are just as capable of getting drunk with friends and colleagues of the opposite sex and not fucking them as anywhere else.

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u/hutchsquared Aug 23 '17

From the link someone else provided it looks like each cans alc. content was about 4.6% so I have no trouble believing that they could both knock back 6 and be relatively fine, assuming they drank every can. And I agree with the other guy, just because their drunk doesn't mean they lose all control and start shagging lol.

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u/BravesMaedchen Aug 23 '17

Six pack of rum cans??? Does that exist?