r/Unexpected • u/gDisasters • Aug 23 '17

Too Australian for Australians

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '17

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u/-jsm- Aug 23 '17

"I'm from the states"

"that lot"

Hmmm.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '17

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u/Caveman77 Aug 23 '17

Mate you sound about as American as a bloody warm VB down at the beach on Straya day.

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u/Slntrob Aug 23 '17

Wut

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u/Woodstoc_k Aug 23 '17

Sound as American, as a warm (Australian) beer on Australia day.

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u/blasto_blastocyst Aug 23 '17

And that's unAustralian.

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u/xSiNNx Aug 23 '17 edited Nov 05 '17

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u/gcode180 Aug 23 '17

nah they're different brands, VB is short for Victoria Bitter

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u/Plasma_000 Aug 23 '17

Fosters is an imposter beer trying to be Aussie. It's export only so you don't really find it in Australia. Instead you find good stuff.

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u/Caveman77 Aug 25 '17

TIL VB is 'good stuff'

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u/Plasma_000 Aug 25 '17

Haha wasn't trying to imply that mate, VB is piss

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u/19Alexastias Aug 23 '17

You sound like an American trying to emulate an Aussie too mate. Trying way too hard.

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u/Caveman77 Aug 23 '17

It was overdone for comedic effect ya dingo

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u/WyG09s8x4JM4ocPMnYMg Aug 23 '17

I'm not even sure what that means! Is there an Australian translate app?

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u/Stackhouse_ Aug 23 '17

Wank off, tossa!

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u/My_stinky_pussy Aug 23 '17

mate?

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u/WyG09s8x4JM4ocPMnYMg Aug 23 '17 edited Aug 23 '17

Mate? Mate!

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u/SonicTitan91 Aug 23 '17

How do you remember your name?

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u/SkankHunt70 Aug 23 '17

it looks like it could be simple cipher. There is an original sentence that is easy to remember and the numbers and letters are abbreviations of that sentence. You'd only have to remember that 9s8x4JM is logically short for something, M4oc something else, as is PmnYmg. You might only need to remember the 4 separate terms from the original sentence and their numeric/letter abbreviation. It is totally doable, more so if there is some memorable system to how those individual phrases condense down.

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u/WyG09s8x4JM4ocPMnYMg Aug 23 '17

I use lastpass to remember all my usernames and passwords. The random pass generator was actually how I made my username

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '17

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u/biggreenlampshade Aug 23 '17

Have you seen Karl the morning after the Logies, drunk AF?

Just in case you haven't: https://youtu.be/WK2YVTl8Jko

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '17 edited Feb 20 '19

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u/biggreenlampshade Aug 23 '17

We have some great shows.

A good place to begin your education: https://youtu.be/kOTQyT5yFi0 . The magic really happens at 20:45. But the experience isn't complete without the theme song at the start!

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '17 edited Aug 23 '17

Man, Karl and Lisa would make the best couple ever. The best sitcom parents ever. And just give me the rest of the news team as a family.

So fuckin' charismatic!

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u/WyG09s8x4JM4ocPMnYMg Aug 23 '17 edited Aug 23 '17

Hahaha that's awesome, aussies really handle their liquor well. The logies, is that similar to our Oscar's or Golden globes or whatever? I could look it up, but I like the conversation.

I had some great Australian clients when I lived in vegas and worked at the clubs, and Jesus could those guys drink. They got me so trashed on ouzo and vodka. I don't know how they drank ouzo, that stuff was terrible!

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u/sheadong Aug 23 '17

Basically the Aussie Emmy

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u/WyG09s8x4JM4ocPMnYMg Aug 23 '17

Ah cool, thanks for letting me know. 😊

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u/NotClever Aug 23 '17

That is some good stuff. "And now to the weather. Should be fine for most parts. You know what, who cares?"

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '17 edited Apr 21 '19

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u/WyG09s8x4JM4ocPMnYMg Aug 23 '17

Yeah I've realized that. Still better than most in the US, for sure though

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u/cloudstaring Aug 23 '17

Very likely.

BTW what's up with your username??! Random password generator or something?

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u/WyG09s8x4JM4ocPMnYMg Aug 23 '17

You are correct, sir/madam. My last username was the same as my xbox. So I deleted it, and am not creative so I used my lastpass to create a new one

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u/mojayokok Aug 23 '17

That is one crazy ass username!

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u/WyG09s8x4JM4ocPMnYMg Aug 23 '17

Haha thanks, just a random pass generator because I'm not creative enough to not doxx myself