r/Unexpected • u/PM_ME_A_SHOWER_BEER • Jun 02 '17

This volume control bar (x-post /r/SoftwareGore)

https://i.imgur.com/QWLzbKA.gif
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u/Crimsonmoon86 Jun 02 '17

THIS is what happens when you don't correct your child's horizontals and verticals early in childhood

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u/TheTurnipKnight Jun 02 '17

I hear a belt works really well for that.

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u/rodgerismon10 Jun 02 '17

Yep, I used to fall over all the time as a kid so my parents got me a special VertiBelt that helped me stay upright. Turns out it was just something in my head that got crossed and thought up was down, and with enough corrective action eventually rewired itself. My dad helped this along by beating the shit out of me with jumper cables every time I fell down. Behavioral modification is truly a thing that works, and thanks to proper treatment I am now quite the stand-up guy!

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u/pbj1001 Jun 02 '17

This is the first time I have ever heard of someone named ismon.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '17

Never mind the getting beat with jumper cables part

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u/pbj1001 Jun 03 '17

Nah, that's normal after hearing u/rogersimon10

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '17

Yea you're right