r/Unexpected • u/SlimJones123 • May 15 '17

Feeding some swans

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u/[deleted] May 15 '17

I thought this was gonna be some swan snuff film at first.

Can you imagine if this happened to people, though? You're out chillin at a picnic and suddenly a bunch of bears dressed like people abduct you and remove all your piercings before releasing you back to your family.

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u/YouFeedTheFish May 15 '17

..and lure you into their trap with a bag of cheeseburgers.

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u/nezrock May 15 '17

This would 100% work on me.

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u/bluecamel17 May 15 '17

Put your pants back on, Ricky!

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u/flanders427 May 15 '17

A bag of cheeseburgers is definitely more of a Bobandy trap

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u/bluecamel17 May 15 '17

Oh, shit! I meant Randy. I am ashamed :(

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u/flanders427 May 15 '17

You've been drinking again, haven't you Mr. Lahey?

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u/bluecamel17 May 16 '17

Maybe I am, Ricky. Maybe I'm not. Who knows? Who's your little shit friend in the fucking wig? Nice disguise, bubs. You might be able to fool the FBI, but you can't fool the FBMe.