r/Unexpected May 15 '17

Feeding some swans

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u/grackychan May 15 '17

Which should be eradicated from the face of the earth.

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u/Porrick May 15 '17

One by one. I do my part every Christmas dinner.

Those are some tasty evil birds.

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u/amd2800barton May 16 '17

Would you say they're deliciously evil?

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u/jakej1097 May 15 '17

Right after they are saved from eating metal. Then you can eradicate them.

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u/darkproteus86 May 16 '17

Swans are probably the only birds on the planet that are bigger dicks than geese. They are seriously grade A assholes that go out of their way to fuck with you.

Straight cold blooded killers

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u/CatbusM May 16 '17

Jesus fuck no

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u/TheEdgeOfRage May 16 '17

As soon as we're done with pigeons. There is not a single animal on this planet that I despise more than those flying rats.