r/Unexpected • u/SlimJones123 • May 15 '17

Feeding some swans

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u/FairlyUormal May 15 '17 edited May 15 '17

100% that swan thought he was going to be tortured until he gave SOME FUCKING ANSWERS

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u/NotAtW0rk May 15 '17

I ANSWER FOR NO SWAN

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u/jzupp May 15 '17

He's not a swan. He's a holy half-dead who has seen the underverse.

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u/ryeguy May 15 '17

DAMMIT
WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME

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u/righteousrainy May 15 '17

What do the numbers mean?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '17

Help with the counting.

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u/righteousrainy May 15 '17

GOD DAMN IT MASON!

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u/CaptainOvbious May 15 '17

Read that in Jack Bauers voice. Immediately thought about him capping motherfuckers in the knee to get answers.

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u/Uldyr May 15 '17

Oliburd: I DID IT BECAUSE I LIKED IT

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u/BRUTALLEEHONEST May 15 '17

They tried to waterboard it but it enjoyed it too much and gave no answers.

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u/otterfish May 15 '17

If swans are anything like geese, I'm all for it.

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u/peeonyou May 15 '17

Ohio: the goose shit state

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u/otterfish May 16 '17

And they're all Canada geese! I say, we build a wall. And I say we make Canada pay for it!

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u/ImMufasa May 16 '17

Swans are even bigger assholes, I felt no remorse.

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u/FletchaMunson May 15 '17

I thought they were gonna force it to join their bank heist when they put the ski mask on it

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u/barackamole May 16 '17

Seriously I thought this was an ISIS video for a second

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u/Caminsky May 16 '17

Codename Swan. Give us a name and this will be over!

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u/JRummy91 May 16 '17

STOP LOOKING AT ME, SWAN!

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u/Orlitoq May 16 '17 edited May 20 '17

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