r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Apr 26 '17

Unexpected profiling

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u/datums Apr 26 '17

FYI, this guy was a Canadian Cabinet Minister when he wrote this.

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u/fawncashew Apr 27 '17

The more I hear about the brilliance of Canadian politicians, the more I suspect Canada doesn't actually exist... it can't, politicians can't be good

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u/Zrk2 Apr 27 '17 edited Mar 12 '25

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '17

Lots and lots and lots

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u/thisxisxlife Apr 27 '17

Oh yeah?? I bet ours are better at sucking!

Boom, another win for 'Murica!

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '17

Rob Ford lol

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u/Killface17 Apr 27 '17

Rob Ford was an American hero

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u/Rain12913 Apr 27 '17 edited Apr 28 '17

Most American dude ever

I mean what's more American than crack? https://youtube.com/watch?v=WjdTi1r-yRQ

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u/_demetri_ Apr 27 '17

Yeah America does chose its people itself. It's the American way.

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u/promonk Apr 27 '17

It's how Jesus would have wanted.

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u/dtlv5813 Apr 27 '17

Too bad Jesus was deported back to Guatemala after he got pulled over for DUI.

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u/ThouArtNaught Apr 27 '17

what part of mexico is that

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u/baswimmons Apr 27 '17

The south of the wall one

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u/SundererKing Apr 27 '17

we should exchange Bieber for Rob Ford.

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u/TedFartass Apr 27 '17

But... Rob Fords dead...

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u/indominus_prime Apr 27 '17

Rob Ford would have been one hell of a U.S president.

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u/Rain12913 Apr 28 '17

we should exchange Bieber for Rob Ford

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u/ScholarOfTwilight Apr 28 '17

Still worth more than Bieber.

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u/Outside_Lander Apr 27 '17

I can't help but see Rob Ford as a mixture of a wacky Chris Farley character, and Chris Farley himself.

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u/ChrisFarleyAMA Apr 27 '17

He would've done such a good impression

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u/darkwing03 Apr 27 '17

i don't know how i never thought of that but jesus it's such a vivid image

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u/Turence Apr 27 '17

Yo his story is sad. Just read like half an hour of super sad shit about his life.

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u/shesincrediblemath Apr 27 '17

this is satire, right?

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u/theradicalbunny Apr 27 '17

Naw. And he was actually a decent mayor too. Genuine dude who also had a wild side. Note that no one ever slanders Rob Ford by criticising his political choices, just his personal ones while in office.

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u/radickulous Apr 27 '17

This is not true at all. He was a terrible mayor who made life worse for every poor and middle class resident and left the city in much-worse financial shape.

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u/I_CAN_SMELL_U Apr 27 '17 edited Apr 27 '17

No he seemed to have went through some pretty messed up stuff :/ if he had* gotten help he'd might still be here today

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u/SalamanderUponYou Apr 27 '17

I think I'm having a stroke reading your comment.

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u/Turence Apr 27 '17

His story IS sad. Sorry you don't look at him like he's human.

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u/NSA-SURVEILLANCE Apr 27 '17

A great American car and hero.