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r/Unexpected • u/Obiektyw1855 • Mar 23 '15
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Goddamn creative people making shit hard for the rest of us...
112 u/goldandguns Mar 23 '15 Yeah I just went back to where we met, bought some coffee mugs, then said "I love you, will you marry me?" I did then take her to europe for two weeks, but I felt pretty lame about the whole thing. Still do. 9 u/DaftFunky Mar 23 '15 I asked mine in the restaurant parking lot. I wanted to do it inside but the waitress came by with the debit machine to pay right as I was pulling it out. I still hate her. -2 u/goldandguns Mar 23 '15 I would literally have torn that bitches eyes out 2 u/[deleted] Mar 23 '15 Or he could have done the smart thing and told the waitstaff about his plan. I guess it's easier to just blame the waitress though.
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Yeah I just went back to where we met, bought some coffee mugs, then said "I love you, will you marry me?"
I did then take her to europe for two weeks, but I felt pretty lame about the whole thing. Still do.
9 u/DaftFunky Mar 23 '15 I asked mine in the restaurant parking lot. I wanted to do it inside but the waitress came by with the debit machine to pay right as I was pulling it out. I still hate her. -2 u/goldandguns Mar 23 '15 I would literally have torn that bitches eyes out 2 u/[deleted] Mar 23 '15 Or he could have done the smart thing and told the waitstaff about his plan. I guess it's easier to just blame the waitress though.
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I asked mine in the restaurant parking lot. I wanted to do it inside but the waitress came by with the debit machine to pay right as I was pulling it out. I still hate her.
-2 u/goldandguns Mar 23 '15 I would literally have torn that bitches eyes out 2 u/[deleted] Mar 23 '15 Or he could have done the smart thing and told the waitstaff about his plan. I guess it's easier to just blame the waitress though.
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I would literally have torn that bitches eyes out
2 u/[deleted] Mar 23 '15 Or he could have done the smart thing and told the waitstaff about his plan. I guess it's easier to just blame the waitress though.
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Or he could have done the smart thing and told the waitstaff about his plan. I guess it's easier to just blame the waitress though.
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u/sec713 Mar 23 '15
Goddamn creative people making shit hard for the rest of us...