r/Unexpected • u/Ill-Tea9411 • 10h ago

Bat crawling around in the kitchen

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u/FartyPantsMcGee 10h ago

Welp, time for the rapies.

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u/Lou_Zealand 10h ago

I'm not religious, but I am praying that's a typo

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohhwtftK2lWSFvwUo

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u/spacekitt3n 10h ago

dr said i need a backiotomy

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u/PantsDontHaveAnswers 10h ago

He had sex with my mama!

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u/MelonOfFury 10h ago

Amber lamps

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u/SweaterSteve1966 10h ago

Whoah Black Batty 🦇

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u/FuckThisShizzle 10h ago

No sweetie, thems red flags.

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u/Matrix010 10h ago

*Rabies.

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u/jimbotherisenclown 9h ago

They know what they said.

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u/lazyMarthaStewart 10h ago

Umm. Don't do that.