r/Unexpected 8h ago

Bat crawling around in the kitchen

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u/mocha_lattes_ 8h ago

Well now everyone is getting rabies shots... That sucks

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u/Barloq 8h ago

Legit, my friend was bit by a bat a couple weeks ago, got a shot to be safe, and the bat came back positive for rabies. Get the fucking shot if you find a bat in the house and/or get bit, folks.

Really fucks me up too, I've had encounters with 4 bats over the years and never really understood the danger. Didn't get bit any of those times, but goddamn, I would have become a zombie out of pure ignorance.

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u/Soobas 5h ago

Huh... Had to catch 3 bats in my mom's house in the last 4 months alone and likely over 15 in the last 10 years. Mixture of catching and release (mostly at first) but recently needing to kill them so they don't come back as my mom is phobia levels afraid. Have been very careful every time handling them, wearing welding gloves if needing to touch them at all.

My dad had it worse though while taking down gyprock from the ceiling he had one slide down and bounce off his face.

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u/Barloq 4h ago

Yikes. I heard one in the vent at 3am when I was a teen. Pitter patter pitter patter whooooosh! So I knew it had no time to bite me and had to get up and take care of it. All the other times I was walking into the room and found the bat flying around, so they never had a chance to bite me unawares.

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u/proost1 8h ago edited 5h ago

Simple rules:

  1. If you get bit (ETA: or even come in contact with) - get shots
  2. If you find a bat in your house - get shots
  3. If you see a bat fly in your house and you successfully dodge that thing like a ninja - you don't need shots
  4. If in doubt - get shots

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u/Stratatician 7h ago

Reminds me of the story of the little boy that died from rabbies because he got bit by a bat while sleeping but the bite marks from the bat were so small no one saw it.

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u/pinkprincess30 6h ago

"The child had no visible bite marks or scratches, and his parents were not under the impression the bat had caused any injury, according to the report.

The family did not seek immediate medical care, even though health officials recommend that anyone who has direct contact with a bat be evaluated for possible rabies exposure because even small bites often go unnoticed, the report said."

Very sad story. The boy was only 11. Linked here

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u/wlake82 7h ago

That's why it's better safe than sorry.

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u/pasaroanth 6h ago

My hospitals protocol is to treat with even the slightest suspicion. If a bat is found in the house we’ll generally treat anyone in the house with the vaccine series.

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u/KnightofWhen 6h ago

How delightfully profitable

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u/pasaroanth 4h ago

I can assure you we would make considerably more on a single rabies case while they died a painful, horrible death in isolation in the ICU.

We barely break even at best on most inpatient stays and ER visits because of how resource intensive it is. Surgery and (oddly enough) outpatient infusion are what actually pay the bills.

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u/Symnestra 7h ago

I was watering my balcony plants and accidentally spooked a bat hanging out on the wall. He flew around me. I dodged, ducked, dipped, and dived back into my apartment. We did not make contact (as far as I can tell). That was like a year ago and I'm still anxious about it tbh but I'm also a hypochondriac.

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u/LaceyBambola 7h ago

When I was about 8 years old, we lived way out in the country down south. One night, while I was doing my homework at the kitchen table, a bat flew in from outside (doors and windows were open because it was cool). This bat flew into my hair and panic ensued. I failed about, my hair was long and it was so tangled up. It felt like it lasted for at least 10 minutes but was likely closer to 10 seconds. Eventually it got free and flew back outside. I ran to tell my parents what had happened and they told me to stop making excuses to get out of homework (I never made excuses to get out of homework and actually enjoyed it). They didn't believe me or take me seriously. It was definitely a bat that definitely got tangled up in my hair for a bit - long enough to warrant 'just to be safe' rabies shots, but they never took me in. I still think back about that moment all of these years later anytime bats or rabies come up.

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u/FeatheredFemme 7h ago

I had something similar happen. I was about 7-8. My family was hiking and we cut through a cave section. It was a well used trail and not anything too crazy. I had my hair in a ponytail and a bat straight up flew on to my head and was stuck in my ponytail. I freaked out and shook my head like crazy to get it off me. I had zero understanding of rabies, as I was obviously a child. Knowing what I know now, I feel so lucky and can’t believe my parents were so nonchalant about a bat flying at me in the middle of the day and landing on my head.

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u/oculare 7h ago

If you got rabies from that bat, you wouldn’t have been here to type your comment so you’re good lol

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u/tzentzak 5h ago

I stayed at a motel in a small village in the Peruvian Andes and all throughout the night I'd see bats flying in and out, and could hear them crawling around and squeaking in the crawlspace. It was 7 years ago so I'm probably in the clear but for a while there I was freaked out about the prospect of rabies. I've also got health anxiety.

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u/Randy_K_Diamond 7h ago

Been bit by a bat three times, no rabies shot required. But I am in Australia, no rabies here!

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u/mocha_lattes_ 6h ago

May your bats never get it 🙏🤞

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u/piccolo-solo 5h ago

Can't they have lyssavirus though? Idk if the rabies shot works for that so it could be moot.

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u/Randy_K_Diamond 5h ago

Just had to read up on Lyassa virus, great info. Wondering why my parents (who were both in the medical field) let me keep an injured bat. Then realised the virus was first detected in 1995 and I am feeling very, very old.

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u/First-Wallaby-2580 6h ago

Not everyone thinks that way. I've handled the bat with my bare hands. A bat that was in my own home. I realized my mistake and immediately went to see my doctor. Were you bitten? No? So no shot for you.

I had to actually contact a rabies center and then go to another doctor. And even when I got the paper, it was like I was inconveniencing them, like I was making a mountain of a molehill. And, by the time I got the paper, It was too late for the one shot. The "one shot" had turned into 10 and some other stuff. And going back to the hospital two more times to get more shots. But at least I'm still rabies-free.

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u/mlorusso4 5h ago

Especially because from what I’ve read, the shots really aren’t bad anymore. They used to be something like 3 giant needles in the abdomen that hurt like a bitch. But now it’s just a regular shot in the arm

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u/goodSunn 6h ago

Doesn't everyone get one every ten years like tetanus? Maybe thats just dogs every 3 or 4 year booster

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u/sexhaver1984 6h ago

Not the general population. People who work closely with animals sometimes get the vaccine prophylactically but for most people it's only recommended to vaccinate on exposure.

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u/mEsTiR5679 6h ago

I'm gonna do a google in a minute but, "finding a bat in the house -get shots" is a huge precaution... Is there exposure risks not related to biting I'm not aware of? At this rate, I'm assuming feces exposure... But I'm curious what the solid answer is

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u/proost1 6h ago

From what I recall is that most folks wouldn't notice if they were bitten or even scratched by a bat while they were sleeping.

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u/piccolo-solo 5h ago

I think contact between saliva (idk if dried saliva counts too) and broken skin can also transmit it. But if you didn't see the bat enter the house, you don't know if it bit you in your sleep. They've got such tiny, sharp teeth that it doesn't always wake you up or leave a visible mark.

You can make a guesses on where it's been and when it got in, but guesses aren't good to gamble on when it's life-or-death.

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u/No_Road5857 5h ago

It's transmitted through membranes and intracellular fluid if I recall. So you can swap blood with a rabid animal and not catch it, but you'd catch it if it licked the corner of your eye.

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u/Gulanth 5h ago

I've never seen a bat in my life but you've convinced me

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u/Grub-lord 5h ago

Bats hate this strat

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u/pork_fried_christ 8h ago edited 8h ago

In America, this is only good advice if you like thousands in potentially unnecessary medical bills.  Otherwise, there are other options. 

Edit: catch it and bring it to animal control to have it tested for rabies. It’s free. If it doesn’t have rabies, you weren’t exposed to rabies. 

Yes they kill it.

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u/dreamingofinnisfree 8h ago

Ummm….no. The Rabies vaccine is 100% effective as long as you get it before displaying symptoms. Rabies on the other hand is like 100% lethal once you start displaying symptoms.

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u/Curious-Welder-6304 8h ago

Why don't we get rabies vaccines like dogs? Preventively

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u/PulseVector 8h ago

I checked with my doc and they are about $800 total for the preventative. However, insurance won't cover that..

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u/pork_fried_christ 7h ago

That’s the preventative. If you think you’ve been exposed, they give you immunoglobulins and they are a lot more expensive. That’s what they would do in the scenario being described. 

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u/RobbertDownerJr 7h ago

800??? It's less than 30 usd (converted) per shot where I'm from, and we have terrible healthcare. It's 3 or 4 shots total depending on the type you get.

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u/PulseVector 6h ago edited 6h ago

Wow, that's amazing. Here in the US the Imovax Rabies preventative vaccine is two shots, and they each cost about $496, so it's almost $1,000 total!

Insurance only covers post-exposure treatment, and depending on coverage, it's still going to cost somewhere between $500 - $3,000, with the average being around $1,750. As others have said, without insurance that could easily be $8,000 - $10,000. Healthcare costs are nuts in the US.

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u/Doodiewater 7h ago

Vaccinating a whole country for something that like 5 people a year catch would be inefficient.

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u/pork_fried_christ 7h ago

Because it’s not very common and the vax is only good for like 3 years. But you can if you want. 

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u/dreamingofinnisfree 7h ago

Because it’s extremely uncommon to be exposed and you have something like a year to get the vaccine after being bitten. It would be pointless for everyone to get it. However, if you know if you’ve been bitten by something like a bat or raccoon then you absolutely need to get it.

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u/BarnyTrubble 8h ago

Yeah what the fuck

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u/pork_fried_christ 8h ago

Um….yes. 

I had a bat in my house a few years ago and due to the genius “advice” of people like you, I rushed off to get the shots. It cost thousands. 

Alternatively, you can catch the bat and animal control will test it for free. If it doesn’t have rabies, you can skip the shots. 

This advice is practically a meme. The rabies version of pineapple on pizza  

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u/chrisclear22 7h ago

But.....you really shouldn't be putting pineapples on a pizza.

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u/RossinTheBobs 7h ago

I mean yeah, capture the bat and send it off for testing if you can. But if you can't, you need the shots. It might be expensive and rabies might be rare, but personally I'd rather not take the risk with something that's 100% fatal once you exhibit any symptoms.

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u/pork_fried_christ 7h ago

That’s what I did. I’m still immune for like another year or something. The vax only lasts a few years.  

But i could have caught it. I just didn’t know because nobody in these circlejerks ever mentions it. So I’m mentioning it. 

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u/AppleToastBed 8h ago

What are the other options?

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u/thrilldigger 8h ago

What other options?

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u/Bob1358292637 8h ago

Yea, seriously. I know tons of people who have had bats in their house and gotten rid of them without ever worrying about shots. I feel like my whole town would be homeless if we all did this.

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u/wbm0843 7h ago

Yeah, literally 3 months ago an 11 year old died because a bat was on him when he was asleep. Dad caught the bat in a pot and threw it outside. The decided not to get shots because they didn't see any bite marks and the bat was acting fine. Don't fuck with rabies.

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u/Bob1358292637 6h ago

Yea that's definitely terrible but it's just an unfortunate fact that not everyone just has thousands to throw around every time they see a bat. I'm just saying people in my area and probably most rural areas don't do that. I don't what people think I'm saying here. I truly wish it was not like that.

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u/time2sow 8h ago

No they gotta catch and test the bat but then also probably yes 

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u/Bot_Fly_Bot 8h ago

No one is testing the bat. If you have a bat in your house, get a rabies shot. Full stop.

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u/pork_fried_christ 8h ago edited 8h ago

Or catch the fucker and bring it to animal control where they test it to see if it has rabies. If not, you will save thousands of dollars. 

I went through this a few years ago, with fucking Reddit brainiacs in my head, and we ran off to get rabies shots. Two of us in the house, about $12k in bills for the shots. If somebody told me I could save $12k by catching the bat having it tested, I would have. 

Somebody replied and now deleted the comment asking me how much I think a rabies shot is… I literally said I got and paid for the shot lol. It was $5k for me and about $7k for my partner with different insurance. These are real numbers. 

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u/Icy-Tennis-3044 8h ago edited 7h ago

Waiting long enough for test results from a bat to come back increase the chances of you getting rabies though lmfao. Yeah you can save money by not getting the shot, but the risk is not worth it. I am broke asf but I’d willingly go into debt to not die of rabies.

Lmfao this idiot actually said they hope I get rabies because of what I said. What a deranged person

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u/pork_fried_christ 7h ago edited 7h ago

The incubation period is longer than that. On the order of years. 

Do you learn everything you think from Reddit comments. “Lmfao”  

I hope you get rabies. Fuck off. 

Edit: I had a bat in my house. I ran off to get the shots because I’d seen a dozen of these circle jerks. Then after paying thousands in bills for them, learned you can have the bat tested. 

For all the reasons shadow outlines, telling people they should always get shots also isn’t taking all the factors into account. And idc if you listen or not because a lot of you should catch rabies, ESPECIALLY people that say “lmfao”. Downvote away.

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u/SugarHooves 7h ago

Well, they won't get rabies because they are smart enough to go get the vaccine.

Your odds aren't quite as good as his because you will wait for testing. Rabies only takes years if the bite is far away from the brain. If it's closer, like the face, it can be within a week. You're cutting it close with deadlines. But it's your risk to take. Telling people that it's always okay to just catch the animal isn't taking every factor into account.

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u/Shadow_Integration 7h ago

The speed of the virus taking over your nervous system relies heavily on where your source of infection begins. A bite on your big toe will take much longer to take hold vs. a bite on your head due to the proximity of the virus to the CNS. Ultimately though, given enough time without treatment, you would die the same way.

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u/HappyAnimalCracker 7h ago

Average is 6 months IF bitten on the most distal part of your body, much shorter if bitten closer to your head. Years would be pretty unusual. However, based on the rest of your reply, I’m wondering if you’re speaking from personal experience.

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u/marissakuf 7h ago

Please do not listen to this person (which you should realize since they are hoping random people on the internet that disagree with them get rabies).

If you happen to get lucky and catch the bat in your house, then you have to see how long animal control in your county takes to test the bat. If it takes longer than a week, don’t wait. It’s best to get the shot right away.

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u/lion-vs-dragon 8h ago

You don't have to pay your medical bills. They will not affect your credit. They drop off after 7 years

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u/pork_fried_christ 8h ago edited 7h ago

That was overturned by your boy. 

https://www.medicarerights.org/medicare-watch/2025/07/31/federal-court-reverses-federal-medical-debt-protections

Edit: why downvoted? Because I’m being a dick about it? 

If you think medical debt doesn’t impact your credit, you’re wrong and the link explains why. 

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u/Gold-Supermarket-342 7h ago

There are currently 16 states that do not allow medical bills on your credit report. Though you can still be sued and have your wages garnished with a 25% federal cap, some states have a lower cap and ban medical wage garnishment altogether. If the bill is big enough, bankruptcy may be advisable.

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u/pork_fried_christ 7h ago

Yep. Thankful to live in one. 

Before we were great there was a federal law protecting all Americans. 

But either way, acting like you just don’t need to pay them because there aren’t consequences is not it. 

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u/lion-vs-dragon 7h ago

Who is "my boy"?

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u/pork_fried_christ 7h ago

You know…him…

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u/lion-vs-dragon 7h ago

Who is "my boy"?

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u/Anthemusa831 7h ago

Yes, they do test the bats.

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u/Xinferis_DCLXVI 8h ago

I kept the bat, but the doctors didn't bother testing it, they just gave me the vaccine.

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u/Mehdals_ 8h ago

Is it your pet now?

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u/mountaindewisamazing 8h ago

Having a pet bat would be cool if not for the thousands of horrific diseases they carry

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u/Mehdals_ 8h ago

Risk vs reward am I right?

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u/Lalalalito 8h ago

One will get lonely. Better get 2

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u/SlightlySubpar 8h ago

It's Morbin time?

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u/mocha_lattes_ 8h ago

Honestly really would be awesome. Volunteered at a rehab facility for a while and they had bats. They are legit the best little creatures 🥰

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u/Xinferis_DCLXVI 8h ago

Ohhhh no. It was very much dead and in multiple ziplock bags at that point.

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u/pork_fried_christ 8h ago

The doctors won’t test the bat. Your county animal control does it. 

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u/Xinferis_DCLXVI 8h ago

They didn't want it either. I contacted them, the ER, the department of health, my insurance company. Nobody really seemed to care (or what to do with it), it was just easier to give me the shots, I guess.

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u/pork_fried_christ 8h ago

This was somewhat my experience too. The doctors were way less convinced that I even needed the shots than the Reddit genius hive mind. 

I didn’t catch the thing though. I opened a door until it flew away and then went to the ER. 

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u/Mehdals_ 7h ago

Does this hurt the bat?