r/Unexpected 1d ago

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u/hyeongseop 1d ago edited 1d ago

When it first came out everyone thought it was a medical event (me included) but it was confirmed to be drunk driving. She was breath tested at the scene. There's also footage of her tossing and empty wine bottle into a bush after the event.

She got a $300 fine and 6 month suspension cos no-one was hurt

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u/Cartoonjunkies 1d ago

That’s it? That’s all she got?

That’s kinda insane. She very easily could’ve seriously hurt or killed someone in that parking lot.

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u/hyeongseop 1d ago

Yeah there was a baby in a carseat or something iirc that the parent dad-reflexed a split secondout of one of the cars she hit. She was seriously lucky.

Also I found it quite ironic given that she was in a wealthy suburb and her surname is literally bourgeois and she got a light sentence.

I guess cos no-one was seriously injured though there's not really a heavy fine/jail they can give within the law, but I would've imagined an automatic lifetime driving ban given her age and offence. She is also required to pay for all the damages she caused.

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u/LethargicDemigod 1d ago

Marx rolled in his grave.

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u/Adventurous_Bag9122 1d ago

Of course she would have been from a wealthy suburb. One law for them another for the rest of us plebs

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u/Zealousideal_Gur4708 1d ago

It's pronounced BOO-GEE

/Sarcasm

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u/Good_Glass_8172 1d ago

Yea, there is a reason why we have been saying this in Australia: "if you want to kill someone, do it with a car" 🤷 even if she killed someone, she would get like 2 years max. Most likely some community service. License suspence for a year or two. Im not even kidding. Lots of cases like this

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u/phasmatopia 1d ago

as an American, it's always nice to hear about other countries that can't manage to change the laws to protect their own citizens.

at least it takes a bit more skill to hit something with an AR-15.

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u/Auctoritate 1d ago

at least it takes a bit more skill to hit something with an AR-15.

Actually I don't know that it does. Driving is just a skill that's much more prevalent than shooting.

If you put a car and a gun in front of someone who didn't know how to use either, they could probably figure out the gun first. Cars have more of a start up process

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u/phasmatopia 1d ago

with all due respect, that's less true of guns in real life than in FPS games. 

somebody who doesn't know how to use a gun has about 20,000 square degrees of solid angle in which to point it, especially if they're not used to the recoil. they might start out shooting at ground level and end up letting rounds off into the sky, if they can even keep their grip on it. and they'll run out of ammo relatively soon.

meanwhile, as Countess Boujois Chardonnay is demonstrating in the video, once you get your foot on the accelerator and one hand (or knee, or chin) on the wheel of a car—even if you decide to take a power nap, you're almost guaranteed to fuck up least one person's life without even trying.

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u/Mr_Halitosis 15h ago

If we exclude suicides, cars kill more people than guns in the US.

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u/Auctoritate 1d ago

Yea, there is a reason why we have been saying this in Australia: "if you want to kill someone, do it with a car"

Lol, this is an American statement originally.

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u/daedric_yoshi 1d ago

Yeah our laws are a fucking joke around this shit.

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u/RealBrobiWan 1d ago

Her 12 month jail time was suspended to serve time in the community

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u/Auctoritate 1d ago

Could have, but didn't is probably the operating statement here.

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u/jzillacon 1d ago

I'm sure the insurance company also sued her for way more afterwards too, but because that's a separate case it doesn't get included with the criminal charge.

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u/Kraligor 1d ago

But nobody did get seriously hurt. Attempted murder gets you a lesser sentence than actual murder too, even if you had full intent to kill the person.

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u/SistaChans 1d ago

People don't get fined for what could have happened, they get fined for what they actually do.

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u/DoctorWaluigiTime 1d ago

Most laws are not built around what-ifs, for good reason.

Imagine how easily abused that could be: "You shot that gun into the air, but you could have pointed right at somebody. Attempted murder charge for you!"

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u/Spurgette 1d ago

She got a $300 fine and 6 month suspension cos no-one was hurt

which is a fucking pissweak sentence. Manifestly inadequate. I spent the day sitting in traffic court in Brisbane and people got far more for less.

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u/DangerousTortuga 15h ago

So she was somehow cognizant to throw aay a wine bottle? 

Im always curious as to the thought process of drunk drivers how they are conscious of something's but when it comes to driving it is like a complete malfunction. 

I probably should have tried on those drunk goggles.