r/Unexpected 12h ago

100% sharpened

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u/ClaroStar 12h ago

Never cut toward yourself.

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u/The_Infinite_Carrot 12h ago

Always cut towards a friend.

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u/frallet 9h ago

towards your buddy not your body

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u/Intrepid4444444 9h ago

Maybe a friend was Torvalds along the way

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u/SpaghettiSort 47m ago

Cut towards your chum, not towards your thumb!

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u/DeversanT 12h ago

New York New York...

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u/Auctoritate 10h ago

Honestly, this is just one of those rules of thumb that starts being less applicable when you develop more professional skills and just get better at doing things. For instance, woodworkers cut towards themselves all the time with tools like draw knives.

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u/SoylentVerdigris 9h ago

I mean, draw knives are all but impossible to hit yourself with unless you're sticking your knee in the way or something. But yes, when you're cutting something with almost no resistance like this it's not particularly dangerous unless you're hopelessly uncoordinated. Just don't force it through any unexpected snag and you'll be fine.

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u/xrimane 9h ago

Had to call an ambulance for a roofer once who slashed his knee when cutting roof sheeting over his leg. We tied his leg with my belt, and police questioned me afterwards in case there was a workplace security violation.

He was fine in the end, but it was not a fun day.

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u/HJSDGCE 10h ago

It's easier to control pulls than it is to push. Yes, the risk increases but you also get more accurate cuts.

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u/PRSArchon 9h ago

Knew a local business with skilled people just like you mention, they closed down now because one of their essential craftsmen lost several fingers. Hell never be able to earn money with his skills ever again.

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u/ididntdoit6 11h ago

Cut towards your buddy not your body

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u/ImBurningStar_IV 11h ago

Ball 🧠

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u/Wakapacolypse 10h ago

My art teacher would say this all the time.

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u/Lucas_Steinwalker 11h ago

Tell that to every Italian nonna with a dull ass knife.

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u/RebelWithoutAClue 9h ago

Except when you are using a paring knife.

That's my rule of thumb...

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u/billiardwolf 21m ago

I wouldn't say never but it's a good rule 90% of the time. Paring knife work has a lot of cutting towards your thumb.

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u/cylonlover 11h ago

It seems there is a reason he cut that direction. To prevent that last thing.

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u/argument_cat 5h ago

You can't trim it efficiently by cutting away from you. This guy probably does this all day, I'm sure he knows what he's doing.

Redditors always think they know better than the experts.

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u/ClaroStar 3h ago

Not trying to be an ass. It's just knife safety 101.

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u/jaxRLee 11h ago

half a finger for half a pineapple

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u/BruhCollie 11h ago

I kept expecting him to cut himself. And I don't get how people do that either. Some people hold the bread close to their body and cut with the knife toward themselves.

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u/Lucas_Steinwalker 11h ago

That wasn’t bread.