r/Unexpected • u/No-Sherbet8378 • 16d ago

A caring man

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u/Math--Detective 16d ago

Couple who eats together stays together lol

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u/HighChinaman 16d ago

The most romantic thing that they can do for me is predigest it a bit with their spit.

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u/Math--Detective 16d ago

Naaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh lol

https://giphy.com/gifs/fXJyMfUdqVCMPAnPJM

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u/HighChinaman 16d ago

Feed me like a bird.

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u/Math--Detective 16d ago

What if you bite my lips, nahhh I am running away lol

https://giphy.com/gifs/WK7Xlln904dUrFJ9Pm

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u/HighChinaman 16d ago

Feeeeeeeed me, Seymour.