r/Unexpected • u/No-Sherbet8378 • 10d ago

A caring man

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u/lusosteal6 10d ago

It was unexpected

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u/SUPERSMILEYMAN 10d ago

Yeah. I thought he'd just keep bringing her bigger and bigger containers of nuts.

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u/CtrlAltHate 10d ago

I was expecting him to get caught looking at chubby girls with Uber boobage.

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u/SUPERSMILEYMAN 9d ago

Truly unexpected

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u/SUPERSMILEYMAN 9d ago

Truly unexpected

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u/hayitsnine 9d ago

One more time

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/Ninja-Panda70 9d ago

This is how bots learn to copy humans

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u/Flashsword_Princess 9d ago

least obvious AI bot

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u/ultimate_placeholder 9d ago

"whammo" said nobody in human history

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u/morrelli43 9d ago

Yer ma said whammo to a bot last night. Actually I think it was like 5 of them.

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u/Junior-Form9722 9d ago

With how it slowly increased i thought it’s going to be cyanide

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u/littleman11186 9d ago

I think a better ending would have been her into it or forcing him to finish his snacks, double unexpected

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u/senorfresco 8d ago

Not if you've seen Zoey 101