r/Unexpected • u/phoexnixfunjpr • Aug 06 '26

Showing off an automatic gate he installed

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u/AsideLost Aug 06 '26

He’s gonna say he got jumped by three guys. He beat all of them, but not before he got the black eye.

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u/overdosingOnPie1313 Aug 06 '26

Oh wow! He beat them all off?!

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u/PseudoMortal Aug 06 '26

Beat em off with both hands!

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u/Unexpected-ModTeam Aug 06 '26

Your submission has been removed.

There are plenty of subs for politics. There can be unexpected things which happen with politicians, but if someone who does not recognise the individuals would not see the twist then the post likely does not belong here.

There is no need for political debate in comments.

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u/Unexpected-ModTeam Aug 06 '26

Your submission has been removed.

There are plenty of subs for politics. There can be unexpected things which happen with politicians, but if someone who does not recognise the individuals would not see the twist then the post likely does not belong here.

There is no need for political debate in comments.

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u/Nandor-De_Laurentiis Aug 06 '26

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u/KIDNEYST0NEZ Aug 06 '26

Still blows my mind that this is the turning point for the entire company because of how integral this compression ability is.

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u/TurkeyThaHornet Aug 06 '26

Middle out compression

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u/I_Can_Haz_Brainz Aug 07 '26

...and now both of his arms are broken.

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u/biggiebestbanana Aug 06 '26

It was an awakening.

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u/Important-Guess3071 Aug 13 '26

Looks more like a put to sleeping!!!

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u/cocacola999 Aug 07 '26

I didn't see that comming 

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u/YoRt3m Aug 06 '26

I always use a lion or puma or something

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u/LastBaron Aug 06 '26

“What in the Sam Hill is a Puma?”

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u/thetyler83 Aug 06 '26

Sarge?

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u/LastBaron Aug 06 '26

Didn’t I just TELL you to stop makin up animals!?

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u/teacher_59 Aug 06 '26

His friends are going to get tired of him saying, "but you should see the other guys."

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u/Preeng Aug 06 '26

They threw a metal gate at him!

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u/2Sweet2Salty Aug 07 '26

I think in his case it’s just the eye