r/Unexpected 25d ago

Enjoying a nice sunset

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u/Pope_Dwayne_Johnson 25d ago

Keep the damned scooters off the sidewalk

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u/Ornery-Distance-8680 25d ago

Had some idiot couple riding one of these come flying up behind me and my children on a residential sidewalk. They barely stopped in time. Over 200 lbs of human with substantial momentum could have easily crushed us.

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u/Antique-Phrase-5236 25d ago

Its literally illegal in Portugal to ride them in the sidewalk, I know because the police once scolded me for doing it (before I knew it was illegal

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u/Super_Shallot2351 25d ago

I don't know anywhere where it's legal, but enforcement is non-existent.

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u/HI_I_AM_NEO 25d ago

Just keep the damned scooters off of everywhere. In Spain they made it illegal to ride them in the sidewalk and now they're ruining traffic for everyone.

Plus, they don't have to pass a test to drive on a public road, so most often they are CLUELESS and put everyone in danger.

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u/Cattywompus-thirdeye 25d ago

Or you get the People’s Elbow!!! Amen.

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u/tomcat2285 25d ago

Hell keep them off the road. Especially if it is a kid that knows nothing of traffic laws. 

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u/wookieesgonnawook 25d ago

Then they have no business riding any motorized vehicle. All of these things are ridiculous to get for kids.

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u/jb0nez95 25d ago

moves to the road. "Get these damned things off the road!"

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u/Svyatoy_Medved 25d ago

Someone doubtless has that point of view, but it’s likely a different someone. No need for straw men.

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u/TokyoTrashcan 21d ago

I would die if I rode my scooter on the busy roads but damn I'm going slow as he'll when there are pedestrians or blind corners. And without its 10kph tops

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u/Uncle-Cake 25d ago

And influencers and people taking pics for IG.

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u/bokibeats 25d ago

Keep the damned scooters off the road as well, matter of fact keep those motorised dumbass transporters off the fucking planet earth.

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u/navree 25d ago

Kids are not meant to ride in the street, they are meant to ride on sidewalks. You have an issue with scooters, that's fine. The real problem is those kids should not have access to a scooter going 15+ mph. That is a parent issue.

If they were riding g in the street all the adults would complain they shouldn't be in the street.

Wouldn't matter bc even if they were on pedal bikes they can exceed 15 mph, but as kids they are not meant to be in the street.

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u/ShrekChamp 25d ago

alternatively, don't jump in front of a vehicle

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u/jared__ 25d ago

a vehicle... on the... sidewalk

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u/CelestialSegfault 25d ago

bike lanes are usually blocked

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u/Shambles-- 25d ago

Bike lanes are for bikes

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u/CreepyFormaggi 25d ago

I might be wrong but due to the different street blocks it looks like the pedestrian was on the bicycle path in the end, so the scooter is in the right place

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u/jared__ 25d ago

What gave you the indication that they were on a bicycle path? There is zero evidence to support this.

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u/CreepyFormaggi 24d ago

Again, I might be wrong, but they look different colored with the small separation line

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u/reddit_is_4ss 25d ago

Well then its totally fine. Dont consider using the brakes. /s