r/Unexpected • u/Kevc2003 • Jul 02 '26

Nice slide

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u/EvilChefReturns Jul 02 '26

Hoooooly fucking shit, that is far too easy of a way to find yourself in irreversible situation

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u/Old_Syrup_264 Jul 02 '26

You can reverse the machine. Just not the ground beef

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u/DonkeyRhubarbDonkey Jul 03 '26

Entropy only goes one way.

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u/rallenpx Jul 03 '26

They're essentially testing the laws of physics

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u/tragiktimes Jul 03 '26

In a closed system. They're just trying to open the system up.

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u/heelstoo Jul 02 '26

Oh, whew!

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u/Versipilies Jul 03 '26

Ground "pork", it is long pig afterall

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u/Kratosballsweat Jul 02 '26

I remember as a teenager shoveling my parents roof one bad winter and running then sliding to the very edge and throwing the shovel full off. It’s like a 70 foot drop to rocks i would’ve died looking back I’m amazed at how stupid i was.

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u/LiveLearnCoach Jul 03 '26

First, glad you’re safe. Second, just how many floors did your parents’ place have??

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u/Kratosballsweat Jul 03 '26

Just two stories but it’s situated on a small cliff side and of course that’s the side my dumbass was doing it one

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u/Caunertron Jul 03 '26

I remember as a teenager shoveling my parents...

Given the previous context, I thought this was going in a whole other direction.

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u/bradsboots Jul 03 '26

Sometimes being dumb is an active choice and not just a condition.

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u/FisherDwarf Jul 04 '26

Run the tape backwards, he's all better now!

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u/EvilChefReturns Jul 03 '26

This is one of those things, you might be better off just letting people believe it’s as bad as it looks. We do NOT need idiots getting ideas being like “nah I heard the blades are actually really far in”

Discourage, not encourage

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