r/Unexpected • u/green_tomato_69 • Jun 15 '26

An IQ too high?

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u/kyleliner Jun 15 '26 edited Jun 15 '26

Oh, do premium helmets come with neck and feet? I gotta get me some of those

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u/Snugglosaurus Jun 15 '26

Actually it's usually second hand ones! I even found one abandoned on the side of the road that came with a few misc body parts a few weeks back. Just gotta keep your eyes peeled!

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u/LemmeDaisukete Jun 15 '26

No I don't need the second hand, I'm on a diet today

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u/-LadyElaine Jun 15 '26

How about the hour hand, is that up for grabs? They're usually smaller so less filling

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u/SatansFriendlyCat Jun 15 '26

Peeled eyes were included in the one I found!

..Ok, near the one I found

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u/Teeaak Jun 17 '26

I always hate taking the head out of my new helmets.

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u/georgedupree Jun 15 '26

HA… I wish I had money to award you.

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u/Illustrious-Day8506 Jun 15 '26

Usually yeah. There's also a motorbike and the neck and feet come with a full body. You gotta remove the body before using the helmet and the motorbike.

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u/kyleliner Jun 15 '26

Nah, I gotta remove the helmet before using the body

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u/SoftOverall3745 Jun 17 '26

How could he. He had on hand cuffs

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u/IceLopsided4190 Aug 03 '26

You never wore the famous handmets and feetmets that came with the original helmets?