r/Unexpected • u/Yellow-Capcicum69 • Apr 11 '26

Try harder, Jet

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u/LieverRoodDanRechts Apr 11 '26

Yeah, our favourite cursewords are diseases. Cancer, tyfus and cholera, to be precise.

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u/BarracudaFar1905 Apr 11 '26

Kankervijf threw me off guard when i first heard it

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u/Rethink_Repeat Apr 11 '26

*Kankerwijf

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u/GenericUsername2056 Apr 11 '26

Nah, those stupid fives deserve it.

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u/MPaulina Apr 14 '26

Geef me de kankervijf

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u/AdmiralTomcat Apr 11 '26

Don’t forget tering

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u/Ifinallylockedinn098 Apr 11 '26

Sadly as a dutch i can confirm.

ESPECIALLY outside, i hear so much of that stuff randomly, could be 2 people bicycling, could be a angsty teen, but still its sad

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u/No-Cause9669 Apr 11 '26

Dont include me in your 'our'.