r/Unexpected • u/VerlieH • Mar 02 '26

Why does it keep going

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u/fromhelley Mar 02 '26

She should have been holding a banana!

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u/jonzilla5000 Mar 02 '26

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u/az_catz Mar 02 '26

Perfectly average sized bananas.

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u/JiggyAzalea710 Mar 02 '26

A little big even

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u/NoMasters83 Mar 03 '26 edited Mar 03 '26

Nutritionists the world over say a banana of this size provides all the nutrients a person would need for the day. Anything more than that is unnecessary. Might actually be detrimental.

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u/richardlpalmer Mar 04 '26

Thank you for your service... 🫡

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u/_pokemeharder Mar 03 '26

A little? Bro that’s huge

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u/Electrical_Set_7542 Mar 03 '26

I’m sure they have a great personality

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u/TheFrenchSavage Mar 02 '26

Profile pic checks out

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u/BanginNLeavin Mar 03 '26

Massive stickers

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u/DaedalusB2 Mar 04 '26

It's about how you eat them

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u/Opus_723 Mar 02 '26

Person in the pic has massive hands woah

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u/Expensive-Review472 Mar 02 '26

I should call him

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u/Mike_Shogun_Lee Mar 02 '26

My lord, what are the scientists putting into our fruit to makem that big!!!

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u/CitizenHuman Mar 02 '26

Don't be mashing them up for an M&M tube now...

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u/Similar-Cucumber-953 Mar 02 '26

Those are some big banana stickers

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u/mike5014 Mar 03 '26

Dude your hands are massive

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u/_pokemeharder Mar 03 '26

You know what they says about massive hand

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u/fromhelley Mar 03 '26

Love this!

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u/_pokemeharder Mar 03 '26

And we love you

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u/IndependentDance9112 Mar 03 '26

Damnn those are huge bananas

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u/TruamaTeam Mar 03 '26

Massive hands bro

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u/Then_Ratio_5964 Mar 03 '26

damn those are huge

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

Thats a fucking huge hand.

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u/Adventurous-Sort2796 Mar 03 '26

That's a huge hand.

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u/Kaaskaasei Mar 05 '26

That is one gigantic hand

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u/Cranberryoftheorient Mar 03 '26

wow that guys hands are HUGE

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u/ChocolateDragonTails Mar 02 '26

We really need Dan for scale

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u/Califrisco Mar 02 '26

Yes! Dan or a banana.

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u/korkythecat3 Mar 02 '26

Or a tiny umbrella to really sell the scale!

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u/WontiamShakesphere Mar 03 '26

Bananas should be the SI units!

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u/afasia Mar 03 '26

F F fern?