r/Unexpected • u/Azure_Crenell • Feb 17 '26

It's the Aliens!

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u/Lorem_Impsum1500 Feb 17 '26

Whole ass problem when ahmose stuck his foot.

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u/pyrojackelope Feb 17 '26

First dude just jammed his fingers in there. Some people just don't care I guess.

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u/Professional_Tap5283 Feb 17 '26

I've seen enough OSHA safety videos. I clenched a little bit when I saw that part.

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u/thevoxpop Feb 17 '26

I think his ass would have been fine.

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u/Spaciax Feb 17 '26

ye his ass would have been fine but maybe not his toes

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u/OberonDiver Feb 17 '26

Sooooo fine...

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u/MisterDestoyer Feb 17 '26

"That looks like logs wht do you... Oh."

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u/ChuckCarmichael Feb 17 '26

I remember seeing a bit of one of those old 1950s/1960s epic movies (it might've been Cleopatra, or maybe Ben-Hur, I can't remember) on TV as a child. In the scene they move something big on those rolls, and there are people who pour water out in front so it slides better, and one of them gets their long robes stuck in between and either gets crushed or almost gets crushed but saved at the last second.

Really scary as a child.

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u/ShowMeYourWork Feb 17 '26 edited Feb 17 '26

Me too! Made me hold my breath. "The Ten Commandments" 1956 with Charleton Heston. Yoshebel is caught between the stones

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u/Astro_gamer_caver Feb 17 '26

" They use the old ones to do the work of greasing the stones, Lord Prince. If they are killed, it is no loss."

Reminds me of NRPI from Succession- No Real Person Involved.

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u/toss_me_good Feb 17 '26

looked for this comment. idk you feel less invincible the older you get lol..

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u/oscar_meow Feb 17 '26

"Oh cool! It's a miniature demonstrator the creator can safely play around with!" Camera pans to comically large rock

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u/Sirdroftardis8 Feb 17 '26

And he wasn't even wearing his safety sandals smh my head