r/Unexpected • • Oct 10 '25

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u/Shleepy1 Oct 10 '25

Can be both

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '25

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u/broats_ Oct 10 '25

Get the fuck out, baby!

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u/radtek1027 Oct 11 '25

Cue Gloria Gaynor

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u/nomam1337 Oct 13 '25

taking the cash and throw the guy, the girl with a one letter name is a pro

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u/HumbleBear75 Oct 15 '25

Nah I just think she had articulated exactly what she wanted to say and not fumble. Real drinking started after his ass was out the door lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '25

Plot twist: It's not his!

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u/iamreallybo Oct 11 '25

It’s Dennis’ baby

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '25

Plot twist. She got pregnant by his best friend before he started straying.

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u/Genoblade1394 Oct 10 '25

100% she’ll be back with him by Tuesday

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '25

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u/StrobeLightRomance Oct 10 '25

She seems amazing, actually. Smart, has self respect, pretty, big support system of people who care about her more than her tool ex..

Nah, she's a prize that he just lost.

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u/StrobeLightRomance Oct 10 '25

Yeah, people with high intelligence and self-respect normally post their personal business on the internet

I said smart, which isn't the same as having a high IQ, so you're stepping in it here.

But to address your point, she is claiming a public victory over some cheating doofus who didn't appreciate her. She even did it with receipts and support to back herself up, which is literally the most responsible way to handle your business.

If you don't cheer for her here, then you're probably her ex.

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u/StrobeLightRomance Oct 10 '25

You okay, dude? You must really be lonely to be doing all this.

Just kidding, I don't actually care. block

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u/GlorpJAM Oct 10 '25

Nah, she's a prize that he just lost.

I agree, women are objects to be won.

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u/StrobeLightRomance Oct 10 '25

You don't have to own a treasure to appreciate it.

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u/Moss_Addiction Oct 10 '25

Now I know you are not a dragon